Imran Khan

Whatever happened to Bowsette? Boy that was a time. It was the hottest video game around, that Bowsette. I heard Luigi is in the Epstein Files, which are a hoax.

No one even likes Mario anymore. Everyone’s saying it. Everyone’s saying, sir, we need an American plumber, not a Japanese plumber or an Italian one or a Japanese one. I can do it. I can do whatever I want. There were too many moons, so I said, you’re going to payback 10% of your moons.

A fuzzy black dog with her chin on the couch looking so so so desperate for snacks

Rosie, desperate for oatmeal

oh my god what an honor

I was introduced to this Anti-AI slop site by @kamkonek.bsky.social where your answers come from humans LARPing as AI and you in turn also pretend to be AI. youraislopbores.me

The real problem with Timburr is he keeps making the same movie and got too comfortable in his career and that shit with Johnny Depp was weird.

*puts finger to ear*

I am told I am confusing him with Tim Burton.

For the love of God, Pokemontressor!!

Yes but they were so inspired by it they also failed to come out

I’m doing what now

Given time and resources, most outlets should probably re-review GAAS over time. But that caveat makes it impossible for most.

But otherwise, I don't think this Marathon one is particularly out-of-pocket. Servers weren't up early for reviews, so there wasn't anything to even review today.

I don't think this is weird? There's a suggestion with the code to consider the second content drop in the review. It's not embargo-related at all. They or anyone could put out a review right now.

I think they're going to have a hell of a time explaining what this is or why it's going to cost a rack.

I don't know that I would have the patience to beat Maniac Mansion NES with a guide.

These morons don't actually play games.

Don't worry, it always comes back within an hour.

I'd normally be rushing to play some Marathon but I have been informed it's not a sprint so I am taking my time pacing myself

Jalapeños are good for breakfast

A roggenrola gathers no Mosslax

One time I kept repeating the word "Wegs" back to him and he would just say "Wegs" again because he was trying to get "Legs" across and eventually he just sighed and went "You don't know what you're talking about."

He'd be a good reviewer, I think.

Miyamoto: When pornography escalates, it eventually crosses into the grotesque. I think the world of "hidden secrets" in games has almost reached that same grotesque level. It's reached a point where it isn't measured by common sense anymore. It's just people getting bored and looking for stronger and stronger stimulation. We've hit a wall. When you're at the point where you have no choice but to go "grotesque," you have to start thinking of new ways to use the medium.

I BETTER SEE THIS SHIGERU MIYAMOTO QUOTE ALONGSIDE HIS OTHER FAMOUS ONES

it's like when Lucca does something embarrassing and walks it off like she meant to do that

Methuselah (pine tree) - Wikipedia

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So a thing I have been thinking about

Control: Resonant's premise is that the Hiss have broken out and containment in The Oldest House did not work. Did they accidentally write in the failure of FBC: Firebreak??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAhey

AC Unity was one of the most disappointing games I've ever played. I hope people who play it now like it more.