Me too tbh! I love Tom’s show.
Me too tbh! I love Tom’s show.
Check this out, gang. I was on Tom Henry’s podcast!
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Society isn’t crumbling, it’s just breaking into little tiny pieces that fall into some sort of void.
I like to think that my father didn’t pass away, he’s just at one of those shrek raves and it’s too fun to leave.
This picture feels appropriate to post on this platform.
Life doesn’t begin at conception, but emotional damage does.
We are on the verge of something totally rad:
Becoming dumb enough that we just start floating into the sky until we hit the sun.
AOC: Fox News and the right-wing would have you believe that these American values are something out of The Communist Manifesto. But let me tell you Fox News, I don’t believe in healthcare, labor, and human rights because I’m a Marxist.. I believe it because I was a waitress.
Unpopular Opinion: I directed Tootsie
President Trump: release the Hackman files.
If this shit makes you happy, kindly kiss my black ass and whatnot.
Your landline joke I heard at Ice House in 2024 is just the best ever.
I love rabbits. They work hard making these sugary little balls for us to put milk on. The rabbit asks to have some, and we gaslight them. Screw rabbits.
I have a copy of Rally Around The New Flag somewhere…old comedy albums were a great way to learn history.
Don’t “Gordon” our bad side!!!
Trade war? Yes… I would like to trade war.
There will not be “free and fair” US elections in 2026 or 2028, but the Assholes are not omnipotent or popular - they only won with 30% of the population, which is their support ceiling across the decade.
Scooby Doo's head writer and the voice of Gumby - exactly as you envisioned them.
If this is the old you no need for a new one. TJ&E are an elevator to happiness.
Ninja Turtles used to for the Secret Of The Ooze. Nowadays they search for secret of the Ozempic!
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Imagine bringing a metal detector to a 1980s Bay Area thrash concert?
The gadget would explode.
I didn’t get the chance to ask but when I printed stuff out on the third floor I got a gander at a few (abandoned?) projects.
Team Propellor: Whirled Police
What do I think of the paper issue? I’m torn.
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He’s like Chuck Norris but with sperm count!
Great question. I do. In fact I’m headed there now and I’ll ask if I can see her work.
Pro tip: if someone says “this is not a drill” or “this is not a test”…it’s definitely a test.