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On the internet, nobody knows you're a wolf. He/Him, Furry Trash, Too Old for This Shit

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Mmbutt

07.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is what my spouse thinks I do.

06.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, yeah.

There's more pudge in between you and the outside air. It's GONNA be hot!

04.03.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a knight 's helmet is saying `` stop ! you violated the law ! '' . ALT: a man in a knight 's helmet is saying `` stop ! you violated the law ! '' .
04.03.2026 06:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's... That's just called getting fat. XD

04.03.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely lost here. But gotcha? XD

03.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a helmet and goggles says " i live i die " ALT: a man wearing a helmet and goggles says " i live i die "
02.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I fully get the constant one thing after another. X-x

02.03.2026 09:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if you'd like my former therapist in general. They're actually a furry. But a) CBT, and 2) they don't practice anymore. They just do workshops.

02.03.2026 08:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuckin sucks... Sorry man :<

02.03.2026 08:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, as someone who's like.... 99.9999999% prey myself, I getchu. I started working on my path for shiggles and to tease a friend and just started getting poked xD

02.03.2026 08:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When the pred is overwhelmed by all the potential snaccs...

02.03.2026 08:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So, to answer the question before AND after... Yes. :p

02.03.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't be in that picture... There's none with a heart emoji floating over their head!

02.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's That Month. πŸ’¦

#sizesky #macromarch #furry

01.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 922 πŸ” 239 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 9

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on your hips. Or something like that :p

01.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Calm down there Edgar Allan Poe combining two of his stories.

28.02.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RAMIREZ! OSCAR MIKE THAT BURGERTOWN!

28.02.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel... Personally called out on this one XD

28.02.2026 06:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes.

The get-along condom.

28.02.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm calling it.

The top evolution of the bird is gonna be the most fuckable. Followed by the lizard. Then the doggo.

#JustPokemonThings #AlreadySeenPorn

28.02.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The pom looks like Dr. Volt's dog from Outsider Trading.

27.02.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seize the means of digestion comrade!

27.02.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On days like these, I wish vore was 1) real, 2)surviveable in some form (like reformation) and 3) available to me right now.

I could use a hide-away from the world for a while.

27.02.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 5882 πŸ” 1474 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 7

TF artists, get your pencils and pens ready for the mad rush of new PokΓ©mon that will inevitably be shown off tomorrow.

26.02.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm here to kick ass and eat Timmy-hos... And they're all out of timbits.

27.02.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

x.com/i/status/202...
@pearl-8u.bsky.social
Let's get this party started

26.02.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just do the same thing, but I automate my calls out from work.

They know. I don't say it outright... But when I come back in a few days to a few weeks with a pep in my step and smelling fresh... They know.

26.02.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I WANT to like Lovense products. But the first one I got was a Hush and that little swirly bit at the bottom is... Uncomfortable to say the least.

Teledildonics is a wild universe tho. Plus apparently all Lovense products work with Buttplug.io

26.02.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0