in my dreams it’s so easy. frequently golden hour light streams in through living room windows with that particular sharpness — old rippling glass. i’m so happy you’re there. we talk about mundane things and it doesn’t even matter

happy to remember that this account can still be under my government name, for now. it’s weird. i feel like the connections or reputation i have in the real-life lit world are so small and fragile that a name change could just break all of them. so, yeah

The Watcher and Her Faithful Guardian

this reads more concerningly in retrospect but I remember feeling pretty aloof posting this. there were like two or so moths

if fortnite was real life I bet I could get crazy mats by pickaxing my four copies of Infinite Jest, it’d be super imba and drop like 167 wood

I think I lost my blue powerade because earlier today I had a blue powerade and an orange powerade in the fridge and now there is only an orange powerade. Also there are bugs in my house.

me when

parp that carc
drosh that phoph
slils on the floor
dream about memes

it's like the sims if the sims were all in hell

yes goat 🖤 ty

wb the pole kick / battlefield trailer bass / goat yptmv that one's kinda rent free

From The Cat That Brought You “Dead Bird”

you would tell me if you were engaged in a concerted excommunication effort against me, right? 🥺

i remember the good ol days where you could post, like, a photo of obama between crosshairs and no one would bat an eye, now it’s like if you make a joke about barron trump libsoftiktok is tagging the fbi and elon musk to come find you

people who are in the know should follow happygoosenoises on Instagram… I’m unquestionably certain…

ohhh the bpd
everybody wants to crash out on meee
spare the sertraline
everybody wants to crash out on meee

I made a starter pack of P+ players and personalities! Also it won't let me add @peterpikmon.bsky.social for some reason so follow him too ok

breathing rn 🤯

sadness

i’m often doing this

does anything like that vague place in my old memory exist today? did it even exist to begin with?

mania

UPS busted asl rn

the snake-dudes in the Forbidden Woods are one of the few enemies that can still kinda piece me in Bloodborne if they want to. Weirdly good stagger on their hits and heavy poise to tank yours, high hp for their place in the game, no good places to fish for a riposte

i can hear rhythmical vibrating, like a phone ringing, but i can’t find the source

i dont even play marth really what’s up with that 🤨

carthon is a visionary and artist in the deepest and truest capacity

yoda say… it just like how

new goal sontenti g to. look forward to is hitting a thousand posts on blue8:&.6uy. i typed all of that with my eyes closed

who remembers when “severus snape” was dy*ng and said you have your mom’s eyes like bro was tryna HIT “‘aomaoox perpetra scallywag descendent of indubitable um… er……….. creationairy meddlesome ski -::/-:;;(i fxiaohongshu goodnyight