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Political journalist & broadcaster | Westminster Editor at the Lead UK | Presenter on Fubar Radio | Chatting on Oh God What Now | Find my work and commission me here: https://www.zoegrunewald.com/

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Everything about that is fucking gross

06.03.2026 14:09 👍 96 🔁 19 💬 13 📌 0
Still, it wasn't all bad news for Matt. At least he no longer had to pretend he was looking forward to settling permanently in the constituency. Just imagine the kind of people he might have had as neighbours. Either a load of Islamists who wanted to blow up the town, or progressives handing out smack on street corners on a first come, first served basis. Far better to go back to the sanctuary of the south of England. Far more civilised. And yes, he might find himself with time on his hands until his GB News work picked up again. But there were still plenty of Andrew Tate videos for him to catch up on.

Still, it wasn't all bad news for Matt. At least he no longer had to pretend he was looking forward to settling permanently in the constituency. Just imagine the kind of people he might have had as neighbours. Either a load of Islamists who wanted to blow up the town, or progressives handing out smack on street corners on a first come, first served basis. Far better to go back to the sanctuary of the south of England. Far more civilised. And yes, he might find himself with time on his hands until his GB News work picked up again. But there were still plenty of Andrew Tate videos for him to catch up on.

As John Crace put it

06.03.2026 14:06 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Between all the “cat ladies” and “angry Muslims” in Gorton and Denton you have to wonder why Goodwin ever wanted to represent this group of voters?

06.03.2026 13:59 👍 54 🔁 5 💬 7 📌 0
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Subscribe to The Newsletter of (Not Quite) Everything assorted nerdery from a man who should probably be doing something else. Click to read The Newsletter of (Not Quite) Everything, a Substack publication with tens of thousands of subscribers.

you're right, it IS shocking that professional loser Matt Goodwin still has more newsletter subscribers than I do. If you want to help correct this oversight, here's 12% off annual subs (to reflect how much he lost by)

27.02.2026 14:35 👍 133 🔁 23 💬 5 📌 3

Then tens across the board!

05.03.2026 11:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah

05.03.2026 11:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Reform want to launch a British equivalent to America's much-loathed ICE if they get into power. @zoegrunewald.bsky.social & @sundersays.bsky.social discuss why that would be a horrible, unworkable idea ➡️ linktr.ee/bunker_pod

05.03.2026 10:41 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

If your political strategy is to alienate your entire voter base and pave the way for a hard-right government, sure

05.03.2026 09:55 👍 380 🔁 75 💬 17 📌 3
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Reform’s “British ICE” — Why it would never work Podcast Episode · The Bunker – News without the nonsense · 4 March · 26m

Really good @bunkerpod.bsky.social podcast on Reform’s ICE plans and how to fight the narrative, with the excellent @sundersays.bsky.social and @zoegrunewald.bsky.social

podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

04.03.2026 13:54 👍 14 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0

🥹🙏 thank you!

04.03.2026 11:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Brilliant. An expat im Dubai has a startling revelation, by @stephencollins.bsky.social

03.03.2026 19:20 👍 1432 🔁 508 💬 20 📌 15

And none of it tracks logically to the profile of the event. Interview high profile politician on a weekend in central London for big name thinktank (no fee), ten minute remote internal presentation for a charity (extremely generous)

04.03.2026 10:51 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes this but for literally every single freelance project. There’s obviously no flat/standard industry fee and I obviously want as much as you’ll pay me so let’s cut the crap!!!

04.03.2026 10:05 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

So many "can you come and speak..." invitations fade into silence when mention that you do actually need to be paid for the work you do in order to survive

04.03.2026 09:55 👍 213 🔁 9 💬 20 📌 2

Great. Now I have to come up with a novel welcome drink

04.03.2026 08:57 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Yes i don't like prosecco so this is a good tip!!

04.03.2026 08:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Here's an exciting question that I'm sure you'll all have lots of opinions on. I'm off to choose some wine for our wedding tonight. Tips and advice welcome.

04.03.2026 08:25 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 25 📌 0

Noooooo Tim don't delete your post

03.03.2026 14:29 👍 38 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Dodging is a colloquial term. You get convicted of evasion. Sorry, you're wrong here :/

03.03.2026 14:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not very patriotic mind you :(

03.03.2026 14:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sure, here it is Tim

03.03.2026 14:18 👍 130 🔁 29 💬 13 📌 4
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Do people post videos on Bluesky?

I was on Cross Question last night arguing that it would be foolish to follow the War Criminal and Episodic Man into Iran. Kind of like following an arsonist into a burning building. Strongmen motivated entirely by their own self interest can not be trusted.

03.03.2026 10:11 👍 139 🔁 33 💬 15 📌 1

The implicit argument of so much of this stuff is that there is no legitimate role for Muslims in public life.

02.03.2026 22:23 👍 609 🔁 111 💬 18 📌 3

😆 😆

02.03.2026 22:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh am I not allowed to post a little photo of a mouse enjoying some chicken in the greatest city in the world??

02.03.2026 21:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

this reminds me of when a v established right wing journalist was convinced he was reading an obscene tweet from Corbyn and I had to gently and repeatedly explain that it wasn’t actually from Corbyn and you could tell because the account had 45 followers and it said “parody” in the bio

02.03.2026 21:46 👍 87 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 1
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How your email finds me:

02.03.2026 21:42 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
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homer simpson is driving a small car over a bridge ALT: homer simpson is driving a small car over a bridge

CCTV footage of Democracy Volunteers since Thursday night

02.03.2026 14:24 👍 32 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Concerning but comfortingly meaningless?

"What do I mean by that? I mean, we need to make it crystal clear that the state gives high status and respect to mothers, fathers and families. That's what we need to do right from the outset. So we need to use the state to redistribute social status."

02.03.2026 11:58 👍 29 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 0

Gone down a Reform UK pro-natalism rabbit hole and just found a video of Matt Goodwin stating we need a pro-natalist "revolution" in the UK, which involves teaching university students to have children, opposing tall apartment blocks (?), and using the state to "redistribute social status"

02.03.2026 11:58 👍 82 🔁 17 💬 10 📌 4