Official MAHA Health Tips:
- Beef irregulars (priced to move)
- Kids die! Always have, always will
- Doctors think there SO smart π
- Seed oils ruined teen cock
- Sludge / Runoff
- You can wear whatever pants you want to the gym there's no official gym pants
- Iced coffee... just seems weird to me
Smiling Friends and Neon Genesis Evangelion occupy the same area of millennial zeitgeist.
Stop pressing autocomplete.
You have to be willing to get a little grimy, you know? Keeps it interesting.
Yo.
Something Awful taught us a lot about insurgency warfare against the dipshit mods, but Tumblr taught us one very important thing. You have to find the kung pow penis pressure point, and show absolutely no mercy.
Writing some Freak Shit.
Becoming a domestic terrorist over fake pockets on women's clothing.
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tea party in mah cellar come on in muthafuccah
Xtreme tattooing ouh yeah!!
Threatening us with a good time.
"Do you use T gel for sex stuff" no that's what 22-gauge needles and exotic film stock are for.
Should have let that go after troop worship got Dems electorally trounced 22 years ago. They don't give a shit!
The replies are so funny. West Wing characters delivering a speech after being hit in the nuts and pushed into the mud.
Thank you for the realistic furry convention representation (sweaty, gay, unaware of the realities heatstroke.)
Hey man call me if the PTSD we both have acts up instead of crashing your stupid motorcycle.
He just wanted to wear his combat pants so much.
"I like her."
"More than me?"
Amazing stuff is happening in The Pitt.
He is survived by his brothers Bradlee and Guntruck, who also have Dodge Challengers their signing bonuses don't cover.
The biggest offense in a nation of huffy pretense and aesthetics.
This is probably the only thing he's really honest about. Yeah, sometimes you have to get some guys blown up. Cost of doing business.
Plus, she said that we'd only wind up in a sexual situation together if it were really funny. She has high standards for situational comedy.
I think that we've just known each other long enough to be big dramatic bitches. We started HRT at almost the exact same time and we're on very similar psych meds.
One of my exes thinks I'm involved in this insane, protracted, elaborate mating ritual with one of my friends. Another thinks we're just insane at each other. Much to think about.
Trump takes responsibility for hitting Iran's freshwater desalination plants Trump when asked if US bombed an Iranian desalination plant: "They are among the most evil people ever on earth, they cut babies' heads off, they chop women in half, what they did, take a look at October 7th... if they're complaining about a desalination plant, we complain about the fact that they shouldn't be chopping babies' heads off, okay?" (Wtf is wrong with Trump, does he even know where Iran is located on a world map ??)
X.com @zei_squirrel Biden just said at an event that he saw photos of the beheaded babies, then the entire media class repeated it, and now they're saying he was just basing it off of reports in the Israeli media. This is babies in incubators on steroids. They are going insane now with this lie Barak Ravid @BarakRavid β’ 15m β’β’β’ A senior U.S. official told me that in his comments the President was referring to Israeli public reports Barak Ravid @BarakRavid β’ 3h BREAKING: Biden tells heads of the U.S. Jewish organizations: "It matters that Americans see what is happening. I have doing this a long time - l never thought that I would see and have confirmed pictures of terrorists beheading children" L7 44 β’ 36 Δ±ll 13.1K 5:16 PM β’ 10/11/23 β’ 259K Views
The βthey chopped off babies headsβ hoax that Trump is using here is the same one Biden has used in the past, by the way
Transfem version of busting in and saying "smells like nerd in here" is "smells like siscon kn here."
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