Pale

they're calling it the most pathetic Yahtzee game of his entire life

My mom's watching the '92 Of Mice and Men at her place and I'm trying not to ogle Sherilyn Fenn

I don't think about my bald spot while out in public because I actually lack object permanence

book spine title "on the trail of Genghis Khan" author "Tim cope"

He died ages ago. this is pure cope

i mean he did clarify "if made well"

I convinced myself it was worth poaching an Oasis album at Goodwill and four tracks in I'm kinda regretting it

Finally feel prepared to watch the show now with these handy tips!

yeah i'd get a job...if shinji mikami was my boss! 😄

more like Harold Printer because he probably had his plays printed on paper

Conspiracy theories are dominant, mainstream lines of thinking in the US and probably like half of Congress entertains them to some degree but we're still waiting for the "curtain to be unveiled" like it'll bring some huge change to society

not wearing my glasses while driving @washingtonstatepolice

And that’s on that!

I've NEVER had a friend buy me a Five Guys burger & fries that tasted delicious

cameron winter is at a crossroads if he's truly balding. he'll either hop on min/fin (career over, footnote in music history), shave it (favorable retrospective op-eds in a decade), or let it happen (immediate second wave of critical and commercial acclaim)

least we got a super bowl win right before the bezos gutting

pawg bless america

day one of not being a failed normie

day one of not being a failed normie

some days I feel like travis pickle...

I'm a very supportive partner

found nickel boys book at goodwill ☺️