Paul Stothard

This is why god invented whisky

I’m preparing myself to get over that match.

This is surely the Board of Peace’s biggest test to date.

It’s all gone a bit flat in The Dolphin #nufc

I don’t really care if Arsenal win the league but I would be delighted if Spurs go down.

Same - it was an encouraging defeat

England have taken three wickets while I emptied the dishwasher and now I have to somehow keep it up for the next 17.2 overs.

As you were.

Howe < Keegan

😜

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This feels a bit like a Kevin Keegan’s Newcastle performance. 7-1 anyone? #nufc #carrierbag

Azer-BAD- jan more like #morelike #nufc #carrierbag

Yes

Good to see us resting Nick Pope tonight #nufc #carrierbag

Good ebening to Emery’s constipation face #nufc

Wow - that was just inexplicable

I deprecate the officiating. #nufc

It’s “champing at the bit”, Glenn

I love this Man U movie. Sack a manager mid-season after disastrous performances, appoint temporary manager, results revert to the mean, manager becomes unsackable, club back him to tune of 500m, cycle repeats.

Suspended for NUFC

At least there’s no agony of hope

While I don’t doubt that we can attract a “big name” manager (we used to even when Ashley was in charge), I don’t think any of them would have the commitment to the club that Howe has demonstrated.

And indeed every match from now until the end of the season

Truth accepted

Did I mention how much I loathe Anfield? #nufc

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Newcastle the better team. Feels like the league cup final (except Gordon is playing). #nufc

God I hate Anfield. I hate it. I hate the saccharine strains of “you’ll never walk alone”. I despise the world’s most unimaginative fan song in the world: the “Liverpool, Liverpool, Liverpool” song. I loath the entitlement of the fans. Nothing good can come of this place.