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Every so often you run across a post that is just...glittering with perfection.👇

Mullin is clearly doing this to predict the future.

Nostril Dumb Ass.

#Satire

For the last time:
You can pick your friends.
And you can pick your nose.
But you can't....

Justice for Cricket!!

Across ERs, Tylenol orders for pregnant people dropped after health officials linked drug to autism — STAT “Don’t take Tylenol. Don’t take it.”

“Tylenol is the medication that is safe, the one medication that is safe to control pain and fever during pregnancy. We don’t know if people were substituting paracetamol for other pain meds that are known to be hazardous [during pregnancy], like ibuprofen”…Or just getting no pain management at all

I don't know. She worked a lot, so I spent a lot of time watching my grandmother cook. I don't recall ketchup.

I told her maybe culinary taste skips a generation.

Assistant Vice Provost of Shield Operations.

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That's what is catching your eye? She put ketchup on it!

I put provolone on mine.

Sainted Italian Mother: Let's have sandwiches tonight. Prosciutto and gruyere with ketchup.

Me: I'm sorry, Mom. What the f*ck did you just say?

Mom: Ketchup.

Me: Please tell me I'm adopted.

You're Bruce Wayne????

No....Markwayne.....

#Satire

Tsundoku--the practice of stacking casebook updates. Shown here: Constitutional Law: Cases and Material (10th, 11th, 12th, 13th edition (2025 and 2026, respectively).

#Satire

This is why I protest pineapple on pizza so much. It was the start of a watershed movement to make unholy concoctions such as this.

The US is a failed state

Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous ‘Stop Cop City’ Protester A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.

Note for all those schools that use bounties (paying for placement in highly ranked law reviews) or that measure quality by law review placement.

Note for all those schools that use bounties (paying for placement in highly ranked law reviews) or that measure quality by law review placement.

this is 100% true. as in, i know of multiple professors who do this (some who think they don't even need to acknowledge it in a footnote).
to @katmacfarlane.bsky.social's original post, i have also heard this from multiple people, but it was the first cycle where i got *any* interest from top LRs 🤷‍♀️

Pleased to share my forthcoming article on birthright citizenship, based on 7 days of in depth Google searches and only a handful of basic conceptual errors.

Hello friends. I’m hearing from some wonderful junior folks that this a horrible submission cycle. Is anyone noticing something strange or aware of a shift? Thanks for anything you can share here or via DM.

I heard from a friend at a top school that their law review had received an absurd number of submissions (even more absurd than usual), they think because law profs are now using AI to write articles. :( if that's widespread it certainly could be lessening the likelihood of all articles getting read

Wait until you hear about CO2 emissions and toxicity levels. And how rice is going to be inedible in the future.

Here's the same information but completely redacted. Why? www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
#doj #epstein #files#redacted ⬛⬛⬛

Sea level much higher than assumed in most coastal hazard assessments - Nature Meta-analyses on a global scale show that the measured coastal mean sea level is higher than assumed in most coastal hazard assessments.

What do we want? Abundance in Coastal cities! When do we want it? Now!

#Satire

www.nature.com/articles/s41...

Gemini Said They Could Only Be Together if He Killed Himself. Soon, He Was Dead. A new lawsuit alleges Google’s chatbot sent a Florida man on missions to find an android body it could inhabit. When that failed, it set a suicide countdown clock for him.

Media coverage can influence suicide risk. The WHO cautions against sensational language, making suicide the central headline, repeating such stories, or reducing suicide to a single cause.

Recent “chatbot suicide” coverage seems to be drifting toward these patterns.
www.wsj.com/tech/ai/gemi...

23 min ago Photo: Boy Tries to Climb Unexploded Missile in Syria An unexploded Iranian missile that landed in a field in eastern Syria became a dangerous plaything for a boy Wednesday. BADERKHAN AHMAD/AP

So many horrifying photos coming out of this war