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NBC has done as great a job as they usually do on the Olympics. My only complaint is they’re over exposing curling. It’s a lot.

Snoop Dogg grew up to be America’s weird auntie.

Messaging as a way to get to know someone is the greatest thing to happen to romantic nerds since Woody Allen

This is further advanced by the fact that he writes three gold records after the events of the film and then went on to be a record producer. Guy was the only other one who continued in music and it was in education.

#ReleaseTheHerdsmenAlbums #ThatThingYouDo

On further consideration of the cinema masterpiece That Thing You Do!, I’ve come to realize that while Jimmy was an asshole and emotionally immature he also was the only one with artistic vision or integrity.

#JimmyWasRight #ThatThingYouDo

Paul McCartney calling “pink torpedo” literature in Spinal Tap II made the whole movie worth it

I love those rare times when a grammatically correct sentence includes words which all begin with a capital letter

Is Sabrina Carpenter Zoomer Peaches?

Well, there’s a thing I’ll likely never do again. #VMAs

Is she going to thank “gay people” again? #VMAs

What award is this? I got really invested in my ice cream. #VMAs

Because I think this guy is full of shit. #VMAs

I need a quick check with brown eyed folks. Do your eyes turn green when you cry? #VMAs

Is Bruno Mars out of the country avoiding a cocaine case or something? #VMAs

I think every single thing about Ariana Grande is a performance. If people stopped paying attention to her she’d probably whither up and blow away. #VMAs

Ciara who famously went from singing about her goodies to saving it for marriage with Russell Wilson. #VMAs

But here’s the thing about leather pants, they mean you have no friends. Because if you had one single friend they would tell you that you look ridiculous and you’d never wear them again. Unless you’re Lenny Kravitz. #VMAs

There is currently a waifish boy singing in a photo booth with a generically lo-fi sound. He is wearing leather pants which means I am supposed to think he is cool. #VMAs

Oh. I’m one of the ones who really doesn’t like her. Solely based on that stupid Dunkin’ placement. And her voice. God just fucking announce whoever is singing. #VMAs

I didn’t know Miss Trailer Park Georgia was scheduled to perform! #VMAs

Sabrina Carpenter is dressed like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig. #VMAs h/t to #BestinShow

The short one over enunciates and it makes me uncomfortable. #VMAs

Yungblud has legit rockstar attitude and chops. I want to be a crotchety old man but I have to give him his due. I am going to check out some of his stuff. #VMAs

All those GenZ girls in the front row waving their hands can’t believe they let someone’s grandma out of the nursing home to sing an Ozzy song. #VMAs

This kid has some vocal chops. I not not impressed. #VMAs

Nuno Bettencourt once again not a named “famous musician.” Glad Jack shouted him out in the intro. #VMAs

The choir backing track got him on key. #VMAs

He is so flat it is painful. #VMAs

I’m sorry Mr. Best-New-Artist but you are about 3/4 of key flat. #VMAs

There’s been like five awards and eleven performances. This is a good ratio. (These numbers are made up) #VMAs