Chris

Your dad uses Netscape Navigator to Ask Jeeves 😝

Now I’ve been 2 weeks into my new job, and already had a pay day, I felt comfortable to relax financially - so, of course, I bought new poppers, a few new cock rings, a 0ga ring for my PA to size up finally and a new butt plug. Slutty gay powers restored! 😆

Haha - yeah… that, any of the Jurassic Park franchise (bloody raptors) and even cartoon animals 🤣 stupid angry chihuahua!! 😆

My dog used to do this with the Lloyd’s advert with the running horse and the Domino’s ad with the seal in it 😂 He’ll bark at all creatures equally!

I wish I could pretend for more than a few hours… it’s about my limit. Gotta push that comfort zone a little though, I guess.

Oh crap that’s a rollercoaster indeed! Silver linings and all that - fingers crossed this vendor’s engagement is a sign of good things to come! x

Yup - I was waiting for the hill I’d die on: “could you just take a photo now?”…
Erm… I fucking could not, thank you very much!

I have like 6 nice photos of me. Period. I was asked for a “not too formal” headshot photo for something recently and was then asked if I had one where I looked “happier”. I explained the topless photo of me in the Maldives was the only one I had… I wasn’t asked again 😬

Duly noted, thanks! ☺️ maybe I need to go to boy aquariums in both US and Canada, as a naïve outsider, to compare…

I’ve said this for about a year… yet here we are 🙄

I, like many, am missing #HeatedRivalry now it’s over. Surprisingly, I want to go to the US, but only because I have a real urge to go to the boy aquarium.

You’re dressed and outside, what more do they want?! 😂

Couldn’t recommend it enough, regardless of age etc.

Love the blast from the past - remember at Uni hearing people ranting and saying “tell it to your LiveJournal!” 😂

I’ve contemplated trying to journal privately using an app or something for the new year to maybe help with mental health etc., as well as just document life in a way.

Polite reminder:

If you’re interviewing someone, remember that they’re likely nervous and may not be at their 100% best, vs how they work day to day.

You may not know if they’re autistic or neurodivergent, and therefore think and work differently - not necessarily better or worse - just different.

Yeah - 2 weeks before xmas exactly. Investors cut funding and put the business into administration. Assholes paid about half what was due.

Praying I find something, as I’ll only survive about 3 months without income. Shitty time to start looking. Won’t qualify for benefits until the last month.

Presale starts in January though. Sorely tempted to get me a Metros jersey, but at £105 + international shipping, and having just been made redundant, it’s difficult to justify. If I get a job in Jan, it’s my “congrats” purchase to myself 😂

Jerseys Heated Rivalry

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Yes to all - love this!

Heated Rivalry ep6 is just really lovely 🥰 and now the really long wait for season 2 😭

Less than 7 days spent, no cheating. Completed The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, only missing two pieces of heart.

Time well spent, as it was in 1992 when I originally played it. IYKYK

Same… but Baileys Latté and a handful of Celebrations/Heroes 😆

I cooked a mini/lazy roast for one in under 2hrs. I ate it in under 15 minutes. I’m stuffed, and tired, but chilled on the sofa. Movies, naps, drinks and snacks are all that’s in the agenda for the rest of the day 😂 Happy Holidays all!

Yup - noises and people… Loops are in and I’m staying away from everything.

Nom nom nom - looks delicious!

How I spent most of my Sunday afternoon:
IYKYK

I was the same Friday night when I watched it… epic rollercoaster episode!

Between being made redundant, cancelling all my memberships and subscriptions out of caution, my appetite going through the roof, motivation being an all time low, no luck after applying for 20 jobs and “the festive season”, I think I can just accept I’m a bit depresso… 2026 better be fucking good!

Eugh, feeling this with you 😔 Hope you figure it out!

I ate an entire bag of Cadbury Heroes. Same mentality. Zero judgement 😝