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Writer, mom, goblin @adrianelord on insta, https://buymeacoffee.com/hansonamq Yeets: http://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7jmdff4gw

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A Day in the Life of a Restless Writer And the Hell Pig

A little glimpse into my life and my current obsessions...

06.03.2026 05:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Charming as a concept, worrisome as a reality

03.03.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your PC is being slowed by:
โœ”๏ธsystem junk
โœ”๏ธbroken registry items
โœ”๏ธtraumatic childhood memories
โœ”๏ธunrealized hopes and dreams
โœ”๏ธyour allegiance to value systems that no longer serve you

09.01.2024 03:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 115 ๐Ÿ” 45 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A crowd at a concert, purple and shadowed, bright lights onstage

A crowd at a concert, purple and shadowed, bright lights onstage

Writing an essay about heavy metal and megafauna ๐ŸคŸ

04.03.2026 05:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get in loser we're going insane

09.07.2024 04:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 159 ๐Ÿ” 51 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congrats! ๐Ÿ’ซ

01.03.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are you still slouching towards Bethlehem when you could longboard

01.03.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been saying "uh oh" a worrying amount lately

11.02.2026 14:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 425 ๐Ÿ” 118 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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We could almost say, a living being is a memory which acts. - Henry Laborit

28.02.2026 05:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Googled my symptoms and it turns out Iโ€™ve been dead for 3000 years

31.01.2025 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 333 ๐Ÿ” 92 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Don't talk to me in the morning until I've had my first two cups of coffee with a splash of milk and the blood of a thousand unworthy men

02.04.2025 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 68 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I eat noodle. I breathe noodle. I read noodle. I sleep noodle. I? I am noodle.

25.02.2026 05:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 140 ๐Ÿ” 41 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A shaggy black dog lying on a colorful quilt, bits of his fur lit auburn by the sun

A shaggy black dog lying on a colorful quilt, bits of his fur lit auburn by the sun

Important announcement ๐Ÿ‘ป

25.02.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love it when Iโ€™m hitchhiking across the desert and a semi carrying ufo parts races by, gently moving my sideburns in the breeze

05.01.2024 22:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 170 ๐Ÿ” 71 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is a ghost squid living in the highly pressurized environment behind my eyes. It doesn't speak for me, it just floats around, enjoying the fathomless dark of the deep. Sometimes a long tentacle escapes an ear, but otherwise you would never know it was there at all.

23.02.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 150 ๐Ÿ” 48 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's my party and I'll scream if I want to

24.02.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point, zoning back in is not an option.

24.02.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 93 ๐Ÿ” 43 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who up thinking about ancient megafauna?

22.02.2026 06:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you

19.11.2025 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1465 ๐Ÿ” 527 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Right??

19.02.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A black dog in the snow sticking out his tongue a little

A black dog in the snow sticking out his tongue a little

Finally looking like winter around here โ„๏ธโ„๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ป

19.02.2026 20:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 43 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like that bus would have stopped for me if I was pretty enough or had not been busy recreating Saturn Devouring His Son with an ice hockey helmet and a dressmaker's dummy.

19.02.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 76 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The spectre rises up from the floorboards and drinks your ranch dressing straight from the bottle while you sleep at night.

18.02.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 73 ๐Ÿ” 27 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

no I donโ€™t raise my own sourdough starter but I do have a colony of lip balms that I have used for more than 5 years

19.02.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 177 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welcome new followers I apologize for the mess *gestures at the pyre in the backyard where the corpses of the old gods burn and will burn on for eternity* its been a long week

12.11.2024 05:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 167 ๐Ÿ” 49 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Living in the moment, watching the way fire flirts with the unpaid bills Iโ€™ve just tossed into the wood stove

31.01.2026 14:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 202 ๐Ÿ” 82 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Becoming Creature Review of Mother of Flies

My latest film review ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป

14.02.2026 06:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't understand your haircut but it continues to speak to me in its incomprehensible tongue.

13.02.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 100 ๐Ÿ” 45 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes I agree ๐Ÿ–ค

14.02.2026 05:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm having a feeling. I do not like it.

30.05.2025 04:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 131 ๐Ÿ” 43 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1