Watching How to Get to Belfast From Heaven. It's fun, but I'm really enjoying the lack of plastic surgery. These people have real faces that move. Listen, I would trade in my body for a Pam Anderson one, but it's refreshing to see a face that is normal.
Now, does anyone have a surgeon for my jowls?
And just as predicted my joy has turned into a horrifying reality.
Killing dogs, kidnapping humans, working for Trump...may the rest of your life be filled with blistering hemorrhoids, Kristi. BE GONE.
PS: Yes the next person could be worse but for crying out loud, give me 5 minutes of joy. It's so rare these days.
Note to social media creators: Just because YOU haven't been there doesn't make it a "hidden gem" nor a "discovery." Have we not learned anything from Christopher Columbus?
This is a masterful response. 😂😂😂
Nothing infuriates me more than when I hear "Here's what I like to make when I don't feel like cooking" and they bust out tandoori chicken.
Personally, my go to is Costco hotdog, but ok.
Or they might call it Lighted Shrubbery
"I'm here today for two reasons," Bill began. "The first is that I love my country. And America was built upon the idea that no person is above the law, even Presidents — especially Presidents."
- Bill Clinton
ARREST TRUMP - WE ALL KNOW YOU DID IT, YOU DRY STANK PUSSING HEMORRHOID.
I love whatever this is
The state of the union should be renamed JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE WE FUCKIN DOING?
I'm sitting here still stunned that the Keebler elf told Jess she needs to go to pilates hahahahahahaha Love is Blind started very boring but it sure did deliver. I love how the internet is here for Jess!
Alexander Skarsgård can get it, especially gay dom Alexander Skarsgård.
OK! Which one of you has Nancy Guthrie? It was all fun and games, but now playtime is over. Hand her over!
I'm in a fish market drinking an Irish coffee (weird, I know) and Magic by Olivia Newton John (RIP) is on and I'm on the verge of tears because I think I'm really hearing this song for the first time despite the millions of times I've heard it before. Or it means my period is coming.
I'm still glowing after Bad Bunny. The only thing more he could give me is a baby with a Korean woman that they named Alondra Gabriella Mofongo Kim.
As a Korean Puerto Rican American (Korican if you please)... between K Pop Demon Hunters and Bad Bunny Halftime show I feel seen.
In a cold cruel world, at least we'll always have curling as an Olympic sport. Which begs the question, why not bowling?
If you don't live Benito, I probably hate you.
They should use the tag line "COPulation, not cops who ruin the nation." Ok - not great but we can work on something. Maybe about dick and heads. I'll come back.
I loved the food here, but in Chicago you can spit and find another great steak joint where the owner is not accused of physically and sexually abusing women. So...
Conservatives flip the fuck out & say people are too sensitve when asked to call someone by their pronouns.
When American citizens get gunned by our own gov't, then they say we should stop calling those officers little dicked men b/c it hurts their feelings so they have the right to kill us.
Who am I rooting for in this patriots bronco game? My heart is empty.
I'll be dicking around at @20x2chi.bsky.social Sunday Feb 1 - COME PLAY!
Hi! I'm Elizabeth Gomez. I'm a shitty writer who loves animals and can make ok videos. Check out this reel because let's be REEL*, you need a fun break.
*told you...shitty writer
CAN WE ALL CHOOSE ONE WAY TO COMMUNICATE? Damn, y'all. I never thought I'd miss having only a landline.
Finally got around to Heated Rivalry and here is my suggestion for improvement: More butts.
