That meeting could have been an email and that email could have been a duel to the death
07.03.2026 01:14
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That meeting could have been an email and that email could have been a duel to the death
Good morning! Yes, this is he
It’s important to ask your kids if Bunny IS Bad or Bunny is just ACTING Bad
AP Style should include that the phrase “friendly fire” should always be replaced by “military gun fuck up”
I know it’s serious but
i am going to eat the mona lisa
- Mommy what do the policemen do?
- Not much.
(This has been repeated at daycare numerous times now)
Welp time to cue up Best in Show
Your email won’t find me so don’t even try
first guy to put up ornaments: i call it decorating
neighbor: what do you call it when you take them down?
guy: who would do that? the grinch?
neighbor: the what
a guy wearing a “i ❤️ ny” cap reading the qur’an in one hand and the communist manifesto in the other
day one in mamdani’s new york
If I’m not mistaken that means your year will be full of interesting rumps of all kinds
Astro Lounge really was Smash Mouth’s Pet Sounds.
Auld Lang Syne really does rip, though
How often are they going to make Mike say ‘mouth breathers’ and why are all these characters cartoons now? 😑
Im sad. Im mad. Im at the combination mad and sad
Pure 90s gold
Does anyone know if Hoobastank has a substack called Hoobastack? Should we tell them to make one?
Maybe You’ve Been Brainwashed Too - New Radicals
Where…did they put the yellow
old skiing game from windows in the 90s. 3 identical trees with ornaments. ski lift. red cap on skiier.
decorated Christmas tree next to a snow monster eating the skiier.
skifree is a christmas game
this is not a joke the trees have ornaments
furthermore it has a strong christmas message that no matter what we do ultimately that evil snow monster is going to catch up and eat all of us, it's not pretty but without being gobbled up by the snowman there is no skiing 🎄
Grey cockatoo with a red head in the shape of a Santa hat
The best thing about gang gang cockatoos is their permanent Santa hats 🎅
Anyone who doesn't immediately understand this has as little value as the slop machines they're pushing.
when the pharmacist tells me the price of my new medication
Amsterdam is about to start requiring strict permits for second homes in the city.
The proposal will free up upwards of 3,000 second homes in the city for residents to live in.
“You ever dropped acid?”
*flashback to the chemistry class accident with my lab partner Gary “No Feet” Johnson*
No
When the guy from Monster Mash said he was working in his lab late one night he was referring to the USGS Bird Banding Lab
Do you think Jack White is going to play his repertoire from Cold Mountain at the Lions game?