Marla Cáceres

Can we just tell him he’s the world’s best prop comic and give him a show in Vegas and move on with our lives

Interrupting your doomscroll to let you know I’m soon dogsitting a Bernedoodle named Dolores. I hope this news brings you joy.

At this point I’m like … is there an improviser that *doesn’t* have ADHD?

(You can’t say “Super Book,” it’s trademarked. You have to say The Big Book.”)

A friend from New York is visiting and within two minutes my 10-year-old son asks where he was on 9/11. That’s one of the delights of having neurodivergent kids — no interest in small talk.

I’ve gotten through to real-life humans by calling local offices, too! You can just Google their name + “local office” and results’ll come right up.

If you voted for him you should be sentenced to bland, un-spiced food for life. (This especially includes M*GA Latinos. Enjoy your proximity to white food, traidores!)

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

I just realized it.

He's yanking the science grants so no one can come back in time and warn everyone.

Most days I’m a fried sweet potato

Keep fighting. Keep dancing.