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so for movie night me and the besties decided to watch fnaf 2 and- so, good news, its actually so bad it made the first one seem really good by comparison

finished these portrait commissions of my clients custom chapter, loyalist marines who are themed around the moon and heavenly bodies🌙✨ #warhammer #warhammer40000 #40k #spacemarine #imperium

necrontyr

it's called the Horus Heresy

BREAKING: finally

YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.

for movie night we watched ice cube's War of The Worlds 2025, we also dressed up and turned our webcams on so we could be part of the movie! heres a screenshot of us watching it!!

I have never been more targeted in my entire fucking life

the chinese coast guard and the chinese navy rammed their boats at each other at top speed bc they were both trying to ram a ph coast guard ship- south east asia 4dchess move: we just let china flood the sea with their ships and they can just hit and sink each other

Watch Out!

A Junkyard Planet Mook by Kristina Amuan

I got @iraganaart.bsky.social to draw a JUNKYARD PLANET mook

i did the asgore car thing #mgs

i was just reminded of Galaxy Quest.

The way he says "I will step on them" is really important to me

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

Pulse and Anxiety begins to play.

big d and his 24 karat gold labubu #huntertheparenting #labubu

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

A bunch of fancy flatware. Caption: silverware stolen from red lobster $2,000-$3,000

A golf bag with clubs. Caption: the entire concept of golf $13-$17

An old phonograph. Caption: loud flower $2,000-$5,000

A big cabinet. Caption: cabinet with $2,000 inside it $1,500-$1,700

prediction: grok anime girl ai puts her clothes back on mid-strip bc it thinks the twitter user its talking to is black

Fanart of Impa wearing a detective cape and a worried young Zelda. behind them is a court bar. The background is a fresco decorated with portraits of Link, Rauru, Ganondorf, Ingo and Malon.

A little tribute to Hero of Law, an amazing game mod featuring Ocarina of Time characters in an Ace Attorney-style case.

so as it turns out, you can get even clearer soft copies of your rollercoaster ride pictures from the Liseberg website

The Formspire

(Die-Hardman voice) That's grass, Sam. If you ever felt like throwing up on purpose, you can crouch while pressing the action button to eat some off the ground. You never know. Die-Hardman, out.

A fake ad from an hidden page during TF2's War update which shows an image of Fred Astaire with the texts "TAKE THE LIFE OF FRED ASTAIRE" "MAKE HIM PAY" "ONLY $37.53" The bottom of the ad shows a rocket launcher with the texts "WITH THIS ROCKET LAUNCHER" "Transfer his fame to you!!!!!" "PO Box 857, Saratoga NJ"

Thinking about TF2's lore and how this single panel from an update page's Easter Egg beats the entirety of Overwatch's writing

Then the bigger 50% is correct