Phillip Anderson

likely ChatGPT generated text of the US cyber security strategy

Claude being snarky

The new US cyber security strategy just dropped. I'm a Claude user, and I suspiciously inquired of Claude as to the # of em-dashes in this 4 pg doc. Then I asked Claude to analyze the probability of this being LLM-written.

Claude then throws some naughty shade.

www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...

what is the case for thinking that the duration of the conflict will be up to Trump?

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Translated from the policy-whisperer: The integration of AI within the U.S. military-and, sure, the broader economy, but especially the military-will keep the U.S. fighting war after war in the Middle East to secure its data infrastructure. Our children will be sent to die so the militias arising from the Failed States of Persia cannot threaten Andy. Jassy's server warehouses in the shadow of the Burj Khalifa. With so much on the line, the AL oligarchs' push to make sure they. don't leave their investments vulnerable to democracy makes a whole lot of sense.

key point from @attackerman.bsky.social: “when the war goes AI the data centers will be targets” www.forever-wars.com/when-the-war...

i hate when liberals pull shit like that. i know part of it is because its a sensitive topic for me but you'd think we would have less credentialism when the two worst presidents of the last 50 years went to fucking yale and wharton.

Mmm hmm

Alleged Legionella outbreak at Baltimore ICE facility prompts concerns from Maryland leaders An alleged outbreak of Legionella bacteria at an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) facility in Baltimore is prompting concerns from Maryland lawmakers.

Alleged Legionella outbreak at Baltimore ICE facility prompts concerns from Maryland leaders

They think, or at least pretend to think, that this doesn’t sound like obvious cope to everyone in the world

It’s an entire White House comms shop built on the premise of “my hot girlfriend lives in Canada” being believed by normal people

Good morning, west coast darlings! We've got a limited edition, today ONLY sweatshirt for you:

The thing about all these freak AI execs constantly going "our machine may have gained sentience?!" is that they want slaves. That they are ok with slave labor.

And *then* it always, always turns out their latest AI trick actually used slave labor somewhere in the global south.

They're slavers.

The reality of Platner (which I wish his supporters would acknowledge) is that the best case scenario is that he's deeply stupid

Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.

Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

Stop literally everything.

Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.

fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

Ohtani cranks a grand slam in team Japan’s first game of the 2026 WBC.

In Tokyo.

Blessed to be alive to see this. Sound UP.

Israel is bombarding, literally bombarding, two Middle East capitals, Beirut and Tehran, killing 100s of civilians, and yet the US and UK media continue to portray Iran as the threat to the region.

Israel has nukes, but Iran is the nuclear threat.

We live in Orwellian times.

I too remember the earlier, woke wars. tons of spent microaggression munitions strewn about everywhere, friends crying out for God as they were slowly cancelled...look, if you weren't there, you'll never understand

You guys, I think the President of the United States might have raped some kids

Tate was trying to get to Dubai on a bus.

When they got to the Saudi border everyone was told to get off for passport and baggage checks and Tate decided to stay on - presumably because the bus was air conditioned and he didn't want to stand in a queue.

He then got detained by Saudi guards.

Strict new Kansas law forces trans drivers to hand over their licenses The law also includes a provision that allows Kansans to sue if they are “aggrieved” by someone of the opposite sex using a public restroom.

"Strict" new Nuremberg laws force Jews to...
"Strict" new Jim Crow laws force Blacks to...
Strict new Kansas law forces trans drivers to hand over their licenses
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...

We bombed a school and killed a bunch of kids. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/w...

one thing that’s changed in the House (it started with the Tea Party when some real freaks started getting elected) is that there’s less cross-aisle camaraderie because people across the aisle are the kind of people you cross the street to avoid

the Senate needs to learn this lesson

I condemn in the strongest terms the most recent instance of hateful bullshit from the guy I keep appearing with whose whole thing has always been hateful bullshit.

Statement from Christopher Parente, attorney for Chicago's Marimar Martinez:

"Everyone involved in the spreading of lies about Marimar Martinez is out of their job. Now it is time for the FBI to do their job and investigate."

Correction. Orwell never said this. He did however, warn that: "political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.” (That's Politics and the English Language, one of my favorite essays)

Because Trump is a stand-in/avator for White identity more broadly. So any critique or insult of Trump is an attack on all White people, even those who don't directly support him

noem's dog looking down from heaven

Once again flying commercial

Incredible.

Probably a good idea to bring your dogs inside. Goats, too, if ya got ‘em