My Kid Found My Socials Katy

Amplify small shops. Read from the source. ATTRIBUTE

I’d get “scooped” by TV every once in a while but so often those stories lacked the breadth and depth of my reporting. This is no different.

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Leave an envelope addressed to him and ONLY him, with a sorry face emoji on it, and a $20 bill inside, on your door.

Crisis.
Averted.

Unless it is windy tonight, then you are screwed.

"Pre-1979 is irrelevant ancient history," said no one who knows anything about US, Iranian, or world history.🗃️

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

me: you think somewhere there's a taxidermist who uses a stuffed pig as a piggy bank?

wife: we don't actually have to talk about every thought you have

Looking down on the Gibson Quad, Tulane University, New Orleans

Is AliBaba a reliable place to purchase from? There’s a particular costume element I need that only they seem to have.

This is not the best part of the firing, but it’s in the Top 10.

Agreed.

Can confirm.
Went with hubby while the kids were in camp one day last summer, and it took half their day!!!

Scorpio energy.

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

Hmmmm....
Welp, at least I'm making more money than in 2004?

This and Perfection/ Superfection

this toy is one of the reasons why Gen X and Millennials are ready to snap at a moments notice, lol

2000s me would have an absolute meltdown over socks with sandals *shudders* #2000s YouTube video by Jenna Barclay

I blame this video for reminding me about them...
youtube.com/shorts/wD-pX...

Isn't that...redundant?

What about gauchos?

I visit jury duty abt every 2 years and a few months. The changes that occur between visits are interesting...
(A renovation / policy change)

This time, it was a mention of Meta glasses (branded or not).
Basically, do not record with them. We can't tell you not to wear them, but don't record shit.

The man who bankrupted a casino has spent America out of McDonald’s money. Wild to ya girl.

"We don't need to do war. We have oil at home, Mr. President"

"You feel like sucking heads?" is the proper way to ask a Louisiana woman on a date in the spring.

🤣🤣🤣

"Wifi burrito" shouldn't be overlooked, either. 🤣

The headline is great. Almost like all these good kids were sitting around being wholesome, and slurs started snapping and cartwheeling like it was Westside Story and overwhelmed the youths.

Boring over here.
Sorry!

The Bluesky Line of Judgment is that anyone who has less posts than you is boring and anyone who has more posts than you is deranged. If they have the exact same amount? Also bad.

A decade after his death, Tar Heels mascot Jason Ray continues to inspire Ten years have passed since Jason Ray entered our lives in an unexpected and tragic way. But his story -- and his decision to become an organ and tissue donor -- lives on.

Just read the ESPN article about Jason Ray. I remember when the accident occurred. I didn't know that his organ donations helped 118 people...
Sobbing.

(For anyone who hasn't read their 10 yr follow up...
www.espn.com/espn/feature...)

Twitter screenshot: Unc legend Ty Lawson takes to social media wearing a cutoff Eve's dance party T-shirt These shirts were handed out at Eve Carson's memorial service in the smith center in 2008 Today is the 18th anniversary of her passing Carolina family

Something nice to distract you:

Ty Lawson still has and still wears a shirt from Eve Carson's memorial.

🩵

#goheels

I never met her, but it happened during my time there. This thread was a gut punch. We visited the campus with my kids 2 years ago, and I made sure they saw the bench.