Borthany (fragile, not dead) 🦈🪼👽

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

I think a lot of us millennials & older really take it for granted that we were the last of only a couple generations where there was an all-encompassing campaign to encourage literacy. Everyone used to agree upon it. There were commercials with your favorite celebrities just being like, "READ!"

Phone wallpaper if you want it

Me on Monday .

A screenshot from youraislopbores.me Q: how many spoonfuls of paprika can I eat before it's more than just a small snack? A: that's an interesting question! I still remember when I was able to eat food, and your choice is just so brave! Paprika tolerance varies per person, but according to statistics from the fda you may cap out at 4 spoons!

This game is amusing me as I fail to sleep. Thanks DST, you will make this another long week.

Photo of 9 games to describe me. 1. Dangonronpa 2 2. Fire Emblem Three Houses 3. Genshin Impact 4. Gauntlet Dark Legacy 5. Earthbound / Mother 2 6. Bubble Bobble 7. Dragon Warrior IV 8. Fisher-Price I Can Remember 9. Mickey Mousecapades

Finally finished this. For me it wasn't 100% about the most amazing games. These are the games that remind me of the little bit of good growing up, my mom, things that brought me distraction in rough times, and then there's Danganronpa.

my9games.com/s/a2ac95bf06...

Royalty 👑 Naps time should be earned like sick time. And extra when you're over a certain age.

I have been watching this 30 minute show for well over an hour now. I've made it through 7 minutes and 28 seconds.

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

Driving to the office this morning and reminding myself that no you cannot take a small nap on the way. Gonna be a loooooooong day.

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

I feel like chip chips could have been plan b. Extra chippy!

Rep Melanie Stansbury (D) New Mexico on Twitter today posting "This is not legal with a blue arrow pointing down emoji as a quote reply to a blue check Aaron Blake saying Trump announces he's transferring $10 billion from the US government to his "Board of Peace," which critics have likened to a giant slush fund Trump will control then a CNN link

I wish when I did crimes that the only consequence was that people like the entire Democratic establishment would post "that's not legal" with a sad face emoji while quoting news stories about me doing all those crimes I just keep doing

valentine's day is coming soon <3

rat coin purse

Tax Buddy is so aggressive! Tax Now, but also Tip Us 👉👈

User @backintimeag: The text “Kirsten will be happy when ICE gets the fuck out of Minnesota” over a picture of 1850s immigrant and Minnesota-dwelling doll character Kirsten Larson in the snow.

In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

Theater program opened to a page that says Clue live on stage! In the background you can vaguely see some theater seats and the stage.

Heart shaped waffle with two scoops of vanilla ice cream.

Went out with the bestest @mnemace.bsky.social for fun foods and a fun show!

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.

Eito Aotsuki from The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy. He has grayish hair, purple eyes, and glasses.

Yugamu Omokage from The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy. He has blue hair and wears an eye patch over his left eye. There is an eye drawn on the eye patch.

Started playing #hundredline a few days ago. I'm on day 50-ish and have selected favorites.

I just started Hundred Line as well, and also immediately gravitated to Eito. Such a wonderful little glasses guy.

here’s hoping 2026 is just one year

Shelby the Saluki-mix in green gingerbread man pajamas. She is sitting on a green and tan bed.

Shelby the Saluki-mix in green gingerbread man pajamas. She is looking out the window and imagining if it's too late to find a new family.

Shelby the Saluki-mix in green gingerbread man pajamas. She is laying on a green and tan bed. In front of her are three different dog treats that she got as her gifts.

Dog was indeed not impressed.

Shelby the Saluki-mix is laying on the couch. My arm is holding a Santa hat on top of her head.

Two packages containing gingerbread man pj's. One is for me, the other is for the dog. She will be displeased.

My dog.

A purple bat in a Santa hat. It is sitting in a bowl of blue garland and holding some ornaments in its wings.

A christmas village scene with a clock tower, coffee shop, Christmas tree seller, a bridge, and penguins.

A book of holiday folklore with Krampus on the cover. He is holding a branch and a screaming child.

A lantern snowglobe with a holiday tree. It is lit up and there is glitter inside.

My house.

Apparently you can't load videos and photos at once, so still the boat parade.