Me, watching all these centrist boot-licking dems get primaried and special electioned:
04.03.2026 05:34
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Me, watching all these centrist boot-licking dems get primaried and special electioned:
Is having a mild headache and stomachache 24/7 part of perimenopause or is it just….all this?
When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.
And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.
I love how Outside Lands always tries to keep the old people coming. Every year is 40 bands I’ve never heard of and then Modest Mouse and Death Cab for Cutie.
When Bluesky was down today I went back to Twitter and was punched in the face by the stench of abandoned aquarium. Milo Yiannopoulos, who I honestly thought was dead, stanning Hillary Clinton. Dem flaks earnestly retweeting Nick Fuentes. It’s time to cordon off anyone left and introduce alligators.
A real politician would have legally changed his name to Shamwow.
#Beforethe90Days
Why does Pedro’s sister look like a completely different person? It’s not just the braces.
you can have a dinner that celebrates the First Amendment or a dinner that features Donald Trump but you cannot have both
Oh hell, I forgot he’s been kicking so much ass WHILE FASTING. King behavior. 👑
Shout out to the OG, marijuana, for solving the nausea that prescription zofran couldn’t. 🌲
#90dayfiance #thesinglelife
Colt is such a loser piece of shit.
Israel sets record for number of journalists killed by a single country in a single year. “Israel killed at least 84 media workers and journalists in 2025 – far more than any other country in what was the deadliest year on record for the news media." www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/2/...
I know, I know, allow people to change etc but saying “before I got thrown in a concentration camp I just assumed all the people being thrown in concentration camps deserved it” is CRAZY
I have Smartsheeted myself out today. I can’t possibly Smartsheet any harder.
They mostly hate each other, so I can’t say whether this is adorable or an act of aggression. 😂
#LoveIsBlind
I’m watching out of order and wondering how THIS GUY is not the villain? He and Chris need to take a giant seat.
Maybe he thinks the eggs are fertilized after they come out, like salmon. 🐟
#LoveIsBlind
How does this grown ass man think having sex on your period gets you pregnant?
Also, if you’re both paranoid about getting pregnant, can I interest either one of you in this new invention we’re calling birth control?
Yes, In Rainbows is objectively terrific and Kid A brought us probably my favorite Radiohead song, Everything In Its Right Place, but OK Computer is the kind of album that rearranges you on a molecular level.
Ha! Love nurse Dana getting pissed about the hospital admin free donuts. #ThePitt
Announcers when the skier is .1 seconds ahead of the leader: "Incredible. We have never seen anything remotely like what she is doing right now."
Announcers when the skier is .1 seconds behind the leader: "Humiliating. Her family is going into hiding to avoid any connection to this debacle."
But why doesn’t he just break into the attic instead of going through all the trouble of marrying and gaslighting her? Least efficient theft ever!
This week is going to be full of baths and soup. And maybe soup in baths.
Take that! You Aqua Vite drinking losers! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
How many Ends are there?! I can’t take this stress! #curling
A tortie cat and a ginger tabby stand in the kitchen, staring in the same direction in anticipation.
What is going on? Am I late for a meeting on the kitchen rug?
Is it like a smash-a-penny machine at the zoo? Because I think they’re about the same value.
Ok, I’m too broke to travel for a while but gonna try to afford some live shows in the next 2 months:
Michael Shannon covering R.E.M.
Aimee Mann
NIN
Father John Misty
Lots more this spring/sunmer
“Well here’s your problem..”
I would kill for a galoise. Take me back to 16 years old.
