Back of a creamer bottle where it’s advertised as being “unexplainably blissful”
Stared at my bottle of coffee creamer for ten minutes this morning going “that’s not a word. Unexplainably is not a word. It’s inexplicably.” And now I think I need a lobotomy to get my brain out of this loop
we need to end him
misogynists are misogynistic, news at eleven
OKAY BUT WAIT UNTIL MORNING THEY’RE AWAKE RIGHT NOW AND SCARING MY CATS
BECA THEY LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO ME
Nah it’s coyotes, it’s the yipping howls they do when they’re congregating lol.
We don’t have fisher cats or many foxes where I live. The howling is super creepy!
there’s a pack of coyotes that live near me and about once a week they all just start screaming at night and have you ever heard coyotes scream at each other because it’s fucking terrifying lol
Why are there not more books about messy queer women who are Good at Swords, written in a way that makes me want to lie on the floor after I finish them
I want another queer lady knight book. But not like, just any lady knight book. I want it to hit like Isle and the Silver Sea and The Everlasting and The Starving Saints did.
Your cats are jerks lol
Sounds like they gave you two extra hours of sleep 😂
If you are ever impressed with my productivity, please understand that everything I accomplished I did because I was furiously avoiding doing some other task that I absolutely still have not done.
Rude!!
…you’re right.
The only good thing about the time change is now they wake me up at 6am instead of 5am for the breakfast I don’t ever feed them until 7:30am at the earliest
I’m going to starve to death because I refuse to move my cats off my lap
its been genuinely so funny that the two massive “scandals” for james talarico so far is that he follows a few onlyfans girls on socials, and that he respects trans people. sounds like a normal guy to me
Idk about the world but jay graber sure doesn’t! Silicone valley melts these people’s brains, I swear
It’s such a weird and snobby way to talk about any art! Like you’re being judgmental about something you’re deliberately experiencing in a way it’s not meant to be experienced???
Author: I spent two years writing and editing this book and putting everything in a specific order to have a particular effect
The former CEO of Bluesky: you’re a peasant and you’re here to serve me. I’ll make myself confused and lost on purpose just to spite you
This is unhinged. Who talks about books like this 😭
“They’re there to serve me” what the fuck does that MEAN it’s a story 😭😭
Every now and then my brain is just like “words?? On a PAGE? Ew, disgusting!” for a few weeks and I have no idea why, but I’ve got a couple days off this week for spring break so I’m hoping to wrestle it back into submission then.
Cover of The Keeper of Magical Things by Julie Leong. Cover is a somewhat-impressionist-looking painting of two women in a field, a dragon hovering above them.
I guess at this point I’m just seeing how many audiobooks I can get through before I manage to finish a single print book.
Anyway this is the actually-sapphic Julie Leong book I’m now listening to, which I expect I’ll like more than the first one that I thought was gay and wasn’t 😂
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Gonna change my legal name to cat lady
I think I’m already following you but I’m hannendez on there. I have the same profile pic 🥰
Food so already so expensive. I don’t know how most people are going to absorb the cost. Half the students I work with are already mainly eating beans and rice.
Oh, do romance readers read too much? Of the wrong kind of books, you say? In the wrong kind of language, you say? Are they too easy, too sexy, too fun, too silly? And we’re pretending this is not The argument that people have made against romance since (checks library) 1785?
Like I fill up my car’s (tiny) gas tank maybe once a month because I have a <2 mile commute and live fairly close to essentials, so on the surface the gas prices won’t affect me much, but you know what
It takes a lot of gas to get food to the grocery store
And THAT is gonna hurt us all
Everyone’s like “I drive an EV” and “great time to have a tiny sedan with good mileage” and “haha those guys with big pickups are gonna be hurting” and um are y’all aware how the stuff you buy at the store gets there
That’s right: big, gas-guzzling trucks!!
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"
This song feels incredibly relevant today.
Storygraph review for: Every Step She Takes by Alison Cochrun 4.5 stars Not me trying to book a trip on a queer woman’s tour the second I finished this
Ok but fr who’s down to go on the lesbian tour to Iceland next March with me
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