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Alison Agosti

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Writer: Inside Job • Close Enough • Brooklyn 99 • Late Night with Seth Meyers • Several Well Meaning Yet Cancelled Shows • The Emmys Once

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goddamn I love firing off 5 emails in short succession I’m a king I can do anything

04.03.2026 22:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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To achieve true greatness, you must welcome unimpressed men into your eyeline

20.02.2026 22:50 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah, it’s finally fall in Los Angeles

18.02.2026 20:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think you’re right

17.02.2026 23:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Question about Industry: is Harper good at her job

17.02.2026 21:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Apparently I violated X’s terms of service by making fun of an alleged sexual predator

10.02.2026 20:12 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

You can love someone very much and still not want to watch the tiktoks they send you

04.02.2026 21:40 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So crazy that women weren’t allowed to eat protein until 2024

06.01.2026 19:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d be okay to leave LiMu Emu and Doug in 2025

28.12.2025 04:33 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Taking your dog to visit family for the first time

26.12.2025 02:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Instead of buying fancy pajamas, why not try losing your virginity instead

20.12.2025 01:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I would like to forget every uber ride I’ve ever taken actually

18.12.2025 02:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just woke up from a gorgeous dream where everyone was telling me that my hair looked nice

17.12.2025 15:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Disney's deal with OpenAl appears to sanction its theft of our work and cedes the value of what we create to a tech company that has built its business off our backs. We will meet with Disney to probe the terms of this deal, including the extent to which user-generated videos use the work of WGA members. We will continue to fight to protect our members' creative and economic interests in the context of Al technology.

Disney's deal with OpenAl appears to sanction its theft of our work and cedes the value of what we create to a tech company that has built its business off our backs. We will meet with Disney to probe the terms of this deal, including the extent to which user-generated videos use the work of WGA members. We will continue to fight to protect our members' creative and economic interests in the context of Al technology.

This morning, Disney announced a deal with OpenAI. Read more about the WGAW’s advocacy against the theft and exploitation of writers’ works by AI models: www.wga.org/contracts/kn...

11.12.2025 20:57 👍 494 🔁 234 💬 8 📌 22

I wouldn’t, no

12.12.2025 00:34 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

literally what do you mean they made more episodes of loot

08.12.2025 06:19 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Please screenshot this and text it to someone with “isn’t she the worst?” I certainly do it to all of you

21.11.2025 02:33 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love to watch the Dodgers, starring Jason Bateman, only on Fox

30.10.2025 01:01 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s why they made a whole movie that you can watch!!!

03.10.2025 16:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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One Battle After Another is a gorgeous, important film — not only for its message but for giving film bros a new lazy Halloween costume

02.10.2025 15:35 👍 94 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 0

Show me a problem that a three hour nap can’t fix

18.09.2025 20:52 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Being in love means your partner watches every TikTok you send—and accepts that you’ll never, ever look at the ones they send back.

13.05.2025 01:06 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Mavericks getting Cooper Flagg is a scandal waiting to be uncovered — there’s just no way that happened organically

12.05.2025 23:40 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My question for you is this: what if I have dinner at 4:30–what will become of me

07.05.2025 23:02 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh, to be a little dog in 2025

21.04.2025 00:00 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Do you want to be a parent, or do you just want a reason to buy a hamster

03.04.2025 18:55 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you trip and fall in front of someone, cut them out of your life—you will never get your power back

03.03.2025 22:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jason is really hanging in there as a name

24.01.2025 03:05 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
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18.01.2025 19:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only time to go to CVS is drunk

18.01.2025 03:34 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0