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hitting the blunt and immediately screaming oh my god I have fucked everything up im going to die sad and alone fuck fuck fuck

what was Bane telling his henchmen that they were ready to die about that shit

they expect one of us in the wreckage vro

what do Santas elves do the other months of the year

reeeeeeeal badman

Save my choices

my mutuals rlly got this bluesky shit on lock

The Alienation of the Worker from the Fruits of their Labubu

NO NO NO I ASKED FOR AN OMLETTE WITH NO EGGS

some of these old people are on rapper dosages of narcotics like these abuelitas and peepaws really fried AF out here

Idiocracy grammar

streets saying 27 Americans just got sent to the Fortnite lobby on the USS Abraham Lincoln

do parents just like…not parent anymore? This girl in this restaurant with a random bell just ringing it over n over n over again the dad is just tuning it out lol everybody pissed

the Crabmans were one of the first families in town. Jebediah Crabman put up the first schoolhouse back in 1872

real

all of this happened because putin opened the oldest vault

Jimmy Neutron definitely had a research chemical Silk Road phase. probably got 5150'd once or twice

sadness

when Jimmy Neutron and Timmy Turner did the crossover I was like no fucking way. is this legal

i think its funny Paris is named after a character from fiction. thats like if we had a city named Loisgriffin

wait we lost blot city? 😔

Progress Report

why it feel like rotisserie chicken cheaper than what it cost to raise the chicken its whole life

I wanna say something like 10% of Tel Aviv has been damaged or destroyed in the last 48 hours alone

we need to do things to Polymarket employees that cannot be put in writing on the internet

I think clownfish deserved a more elegant name

maybe the “pas mal” face the french make