i get that this is silly but JFC do i lose my mind when the established answer to a problem is disregarded. life, in almost every capacity, is better when you solve problems by addressing the root cause. i am trying to imagine in the future what a president must do to be considered for impeachment
check out these house of pain bunnies!
In this new report, @ksavin.bsky.social, and @calliefreitag.bsky.social and I explain how Trump 2.0 and DOGE built up new barriers to the already-difficult process of getting disability benefits.
Let's talk about what we found, and what we recommend to address the issues. 🧵
iIt's a common misconception that Huck Finn's full name is Huckleberry. It's really Huckstopher.
Three people sit at a table. On the left a man in a blue t-shirt wears a hat that says "NINJA EXPERT" and peers thru a rolled up paper like its a spyglass. In the middle a woman (Tina Fey as Liz Lemon) wears a purple sweater and holds a pen. On the right a bald man wears a plaid shirt and chews on a pencil. The caption reads "because Donald Trump was eaten by a lion this morning"
a simple dream
this just in: Joe Rogan will be offered the position
i suffered frequent migraines when i was younger and was offered a lot of well-meaning but nutty advice from acquaintances. one of them said their daughter eliminated migraines by only eating 3/4 of the food on her plate and leaving the rest as a sacrifice "to the food gods". she was serious.
and not for nothing but baby brown-headed cowbirds are obnoxiously loud and annoying other species raise them anyway.
Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond
get Dolly, Jane & Lily on board and do "Plan 9 to 5 From Outer Space"
why would they use words that mean things when being amorphous prevaricators suits their goal of just doing whatever the fuck they want?
does kristi noem get to keep corey lewandowski or does markwayne inherit him?
this is probably the number one reason trump wants him to replace the puppy killer...
oh, that's why they were trying to bring gas prices down for *the last couple of months* - i see.
it's like they are TRYING to break us
We’ve got to keep the Epstein victims and survivors centered while we pursue transparency and accountability.
Their stories must be told.
classic liar non-answer
are these two racing to the white house to kiss his ass?
maybe if it didn't get reactions like the ones in this thread it wouldn't be treated like "content". this is seriously obscene.
woman has TWO houses and doesn't know she can just buy another red jacket? peter can definitely find a smarter woman.
he's a lot. we have an older dog who has no patience for all the puppy chaos. i'd like to hire a second puppy just to come over an play with Archie.
This baby poodle has an insane amount of energy. I'm exhausted. Right now I'm trying to multitask; I have a squirrel puppet on my foot that he is attacking like it's his mortal enemy.
Small fluffy red poodle sits on a blue carpet looking contemplative.
Archie's not sad. But he would really like you to play with him.
"Do not rely on the U.S. government" p e r i o d
she speaks like a woman who has been told to shut the fuck up for half her life - and liked it.
for free. with a punch card that entitles you to a toaster after your 5th free abortion.
the sweet media gig to cabinet post is just a revolving door
this is absolutely obscene.
the odds are not in your favor Mr. Sinker.
