AlexSolak

Honestly no because I was 2.
I know the population of NB is old, as is the audience of CBC, but y'all gotta accept that most people don't know who this is.

*Laughs in swim team*

Nah. The Pitt exists and it's already wrecking me.

The "just make sure you come back" scene
Just give them the awards now.

Ok but The Pitt.

'Categorically false'; Foxborough officials say no World Cup deal reached With a key deadline fast approaching, the dispute between the Town of Foxborough and World Cup organizers is becoming even more contentious.

I kind of love that a single Massachusetts town is threatening to fuck up the World Cup

Anyone else get super embarrassed by hospitals having to run fundraisers?

I can't even get my office to yyyy-mm-dd

Abolish standardized time.

Are you telling me the countries that have to heat their houses in winter so they don't die, use more energy than countries that don't?

I like the ones that are by 3 minutes.

Another 9 in the last 4 hours.

At least six dead after tornadoes sweep across Michigan and Oklahoma, officials say Four people were killed in Michigan and two died in Oklahoma, officials say, as severe storms swept across parts of the US.

In March?
In Michigan?
That's weird.
www.bbc.com/news/article...

It's bigger now
www.gnb.ca/en/topic/law...

Sitting at the pub and the silent TV scrolling headlines are exactly the headlines you'd see in the background of the early scenes of a post apocalyptic movie.

Again.

EXCLUSIVELY rum. But I can do a triangle trade between the maritimes.

Do you have any idea how much I'd love to have a business card that says 'rumrunner'?

Like. Can I get an importer license or something? Could this be a job?

Ok but seriously, what will it take to get NB Liquor to carry NS rums?
Or even like, special orders for my locals. (I'm out of Ironworks)

The model they trained to pretend to be the current population has anxiety?

Weird.

Weird, man.

Animation of a Minotaur.

You know, the first person who heard a parrot talk probably s*** their pants.

"Out of sight."
"..."
"... Hmm?"
"Out of mind?"
"What is?"
"...jfc"

All mammals are just fish that left the sea and carry some around with us.

If it doesn't end with a fact check, you're not a journalist, you're a scribe.

Like, that is the news value of this update?

I don't think I understand why Canadian news media posts words Trump says.
Like, I get they think they're making fun of it. But they can't ACTUALLY make fun of it. So for some it comes across as genuine.
Getting the impression they're all just bad users of Reddit.

... which sport(s)...

Famously.

Lol. Lmao even.