Shane Silver

Why do we have to live in the timeline where Hartman dies and Rogan lives?

Joe Rogan has the lowest hit ratio of any regular sitcom character of all time in this show. Everything he says is a fucking dud. He actively brings the show down. Matt Leblanc, he ain't.

The dude from Hot Mulligan made a cameo in NewsRadio.

Whereas America's Monstrous, Raving, Lunatic got 77 million

And another thing, why is it that no matter how many pairs of socks a man buys, he never seems to have enough?

Me greeting all the Green Party voters tonight

The Cheapest Handheld Might Be Your Phone YouTube video by Retro Game Corps

Thanks to Retro Game Corps for the inspiration. A real good egg with exceptional music taste (who else can review a retro handheld whilst wearing a Rites Of Spring shirt?)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYEl...

You know what, fuck this anti-consumer, A.I throttling bullshit. It's likely not the manufacturer's fault, but I'm not shelling out £240+ for a handheld because the friendless dystopian tech bros want to shittify the world to fund their nonce chatbots.

Sort yourself out for ~£50.

I was juggling between this and the RP Flip 2, but this might've just forced my hand into getting the Lite Thor (same specs as the RP Flip 2). Absolutely shite that we're even in this boat to begin with.

Also this is how politics worked up until social media was forced into everyone's lives; you had various opinions that didn't subscribe to a one-size-fits-all ideology & you voted for the party that had the potential of serving a good chunk of them with the ability to sway them on everything else.

The hard fact of modern life is that rich people (or people who classify themselves as "rich" or aim for that standard) will mostly vote for right-wing figures to keep paying the least tax possible, no matter what their beliefs are. Always keep celebrities and media personalities at arms length.

3 months old. Account has nothing on it, no reviews, no purchases, nothing. But it's a real BIG IF TRUE bargain. I will go to bed agonising over wether this is legit.

I've got my finger hovering over the 'Buy Now' button whilst every fibre of my being is screaming "IT'S A TRAP!".

"supercharge the sperm-to-egg matchmaking process"

Imagine being rich and not spending all that money on the dumbest, most fun shit possible. Rich people today wear grey suits and get up at 5:30am and go to fucking meetings, like being rich is the job. Just quit the job when you're rich, why the fuck are you driving to an office building.

"Is Merzbow haram" could possibly be the most Birmingham question ever asked

At least Cena had charisma. Magnus is more akin to a square like Lance Cade.

That's the canon we'll live in. Hotrod is such a dork.

There comes a time in every father's life where he has to stand up and answer his child's most difficult questions, and that time came for me this morning;

"Daddy, is Optimus Prime going to die?".

Its a summer day in 2001. You've picked up your college friends in your dad's old Volvo for a road trip to the beach. Hijinks WILL ensue. The car is idling, you turn in the front seat to ask them, "Are you ready for the rest of your lives?". You throw this in the radio & drive off into the sunrise.

Despite not seeing it, I cannot argue. No lies.

Double NXT shocked face as well. Great timing for the wrestling break on my part, I tell you what.

Something actually rarely useful that A.I can be used for is muting images. I could mute "wrestling rings", "wrestlers" and "Jey Uso".

As if this is the way I discover that Ciampa is now in AEW.

Undecided on hanging this in the sketching room or in the colouring-in room...

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

Be a hippy. Don't be a crust punk with an iPhone.

If you're doing the "You voted for him! We told you so! Fuck off!" routine instead of being empathetic with those who are realising who they voted into power, then nothing is going to change. Compassion, forgiveness, welcoming arms, these ideals are what can finally shift this dangerous culture war.

Who fancies going halves on this?