lol cool i love being hacked and extorted
17.01.2026 18:45
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lol cool i love being hacked and extorted
shocker, the person with a blue lives matter flag on their car can't drive for shit
maybe don't use AI to make my
friend's boobs bigger if you can't handle me wishing a death threat idk
happy new year's eve i'm locked out of twitter for 12 hours again
aw sweetie thank you!!! 🥹 i'm just over on twitter still LMAO ilysm ❤️
bro's cup doesn't even runneth over 😂😭
depression can't hit a moving target or whatever
the birthday blues will throw me into the ground and curb stomp me every time
i could really use those group screaming outside sessions that peaked during covid
if you don't think my jokes are funny i'm so sorry because that will not stop me. i am the only audience member i need.
brunch had great lighting what can we say
this motherhood shit is easy
the gang has a baby shower
fell asleep on the couch with an unlit joint in my hand. really reaching my peak aggressively fast.
getting "deny, defend, depose" as a cunty tramp stamp
Hardest edit I’ve seen so far
it's me vs my uterus
kansas city yesterday!
men who give me money for coffee on the internet hold a special place in my heart
one thing about me is i'm GONNA have a headache
snowy day (i'm filled with rage)
round face supremacy
Identifying as a ‘boy mom’ should be in the DSM-5
omg i'm so glad!!!
broil bossed a little close to the sun but she is finished
i'm so mad i have to wait to eat it
