A ball of jelly designed to sweep any stray bits of poo up the rectum and act as an internal plug to keep the playground clean. Nifty idea, though I'd be curious to stress test how far it can go with insertables larger than a dick.
The amount of LOL I had to hold back when my coworker from Georgia figured he could get from LaGuardia to the Javits Center in 30 minutes
So much cooler. They were the quality control of the band.
If you were ever a young twink before transitioning, you'da been a Chicken Mc....
I didn't see Mama B's name in the title at first and basiqually jizzed my pants when the chorus parted for her
can't eat every ass :*(
the original version was the first Spanish meme/webcomic I ever saw. it opened me up to a whole new side of the internet.
Pre-salted the front porch and driveway right before the snow started sticking haha yes
Oh no, the algorithm brought me to a chubby hairy dude of Nordic ancestry who's into mushrooms, is in touch with his emotions, and likes to post videos of himself cooking in his boxer-briefs.
Take a string cheese.
Nuke it 10 seconds.
Eat your melted cheese packet.
Exidia sp?
Mmm....stick raisins....
It me.
International Hut of Pizza
one of my early queer heroes - Black Kali Ma's album came out around the same time i did, and that led me to Dicks and Sister Double Happiness.
Didn't realize you were in a band with Gary! Which one?
When the snow piles melt and reveal their hidden garbage
U need dis.
...and I was called up shortly after posting this!
I am not amused.
MFW I showed up early to my appointment at the DMV, but I'm still waiting for my license to be renewed over two hours later.
Aye. Perfection is the enemy of progress.
I had a friend from Maryland who was vegetarian except for crab.
Free name for a Filipino meal kit subscription service
Adobo Creative Suite
$30 is the new $20
My sense of humor:
BWAHAHAAHAAA
Give in good faith,dammit
30-day Poop-Without-Your-Phone Challenge
