Mask-off corporate bootlicking that causes these fucks to junk the most vulnerable members of their audience at the first sign of resistance aside:
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Mask-off corporate bootlicking that causes these fucks to junk the most vulnerable members of their audience at the first sign of resistance aside:
MANDATORY TIMELINE CLEANSE
Been really fucking with a Hy-Vee Take-and-bake pizza lately
We don’t need talkers right now. We need fighters.
And no matter how many times they knock me down, I’ll get back up and fight with you. Every. Single. Time.
Sick piece
Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.
So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"
My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed
Epic Fury’s frontman asked to leave Warped Tour after inappropriate behavior
FAFO
Gen X posting
Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."
american century of humiliation incoming
Susie wiles rn
As someone who routinely mocks permabullish clickbait oil forecasts, I want to be exceptionally clear:
Crude WILL go to $200/bbl, en route higher, unless traffic through the Strait resumes.
Not clickbait, but rather brutal physics and necessary economic incentives.
Graph showing crude oil prices over the last month, hovering around 60 dollars a barrel for a while and surging to over 90 in the last week
Another masterstroke, sir
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...
Everyone needs to be talking about this.
I made it to the famous gif episode
Josuke’s Mom has got it goin’ on
Cold as ice
Sen. Markwayne Mullin has died of taking a standardized third grade reading level test. He is expected to be replaced at the Department of Homeland Security by two stray dogs humping.
Markwayne Mullin is like a cruel name a british novelist would come up with for a very stupid american character who would crash his car into a gas station or something
2016: the Wendy’s twitter account posts self-aware jokes, opening an irreverent new frontier in brand marketing
2026: “CEO mukbang” is now compulsory for all fast food retailers
Emmanuel Damas in a patterned dress shirt and striped tie leaning against a metal railing on a sunny residential street with red brick rowhouses and flowering trees in the background.
Emmanuel Damas, 56, died in ICE custody on Monday.
Damas came to the U.S. from Haiti seeking asylum. After six months in ICE custody—the last four at CoreCivic's Florence Correctional Center—he died from complications from a tooth infection.
A tooth infection.
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My One Piece Glub Shitto
