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If you pour Cholula into the abyss, the abyss will not pour Cholula all over you.

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Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

Stop literally everything.

Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.

fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

06.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1337 πŸ” 496 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 133

Damn they got an Assembly of Experts and everything?

07.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

He gonna punch someone again?

06.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New Jersey OI! bands reunions, including NIBLICK HENBANE, HEADWOUND and STEEL TOE SOLUTION [UPDATE] - IDIOTEQ.com Something for the fans of a) renions, b) NJ punk scene, c) The Pipeline venue. NIBLICK HENBANE, HEADWOUND, BLANKS77, THOSE UNKNOWN, BROKEN HEROES, HEADWOUND,

Oh you’re not familiar with the NJ oi punk scene and it’s most prominent (apparently real) band Niblick Henbane?

05.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The *passage* of a war powers resolution would give Trump legal authority to do war. The failure of a war powers vote does nothing, but this headline spins it as if it is Congress giving Trump authority.

04.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol that’s not what the failure of that vote means at all but ok

04.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

02.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bezos donates $100 million each to CNN contributor Van Jones and chef Jose Andres | CNN Business Jeff Bezos, the Amazon founder and world’s wealthiest man, said Tuesday after flying to the edge of space that he planned to award $100 million each to CNN contributor Van Jones and chef JosΓ© AndrΓ©s.
02.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bezos’s pick

02.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kash Patel was first to arrive at the sceneβ€”not because of actual work, he just happened to be on Sixth Street snorting coke and doing tequila shots in a futile effort to become a real boy.

01.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck off

01.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit. Celtics are at 39-20.

01.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This headline is the worst writing I’ve ever seen.

01.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t fucking pray. You’re a fucking senator. Fucking cane these cunts if you have to!!!!!!

28.02.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Presidents of the United States of America - Lump (Lyric Video)
The Presidents of the United States of America - Lump (Lyric Video) YouTube video by The Presidents of the United States of America

Respect. Mine’s a triumvirate.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=oeXY...

28.02.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s dope

28.02.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Impeachment would be polite

28.02.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This was a little too obvious but I still lol’d

28.02.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it a 3” life-sized replica of Vance’s peen?

28.02.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe All Things Considered should consider fewer things

27.02.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weird move Shawn Bradley

25.02.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Weakerthans - "Tournament of Hearts"
The Weakerthans - "Tournament of Hearts" YouTube video by Epitaph Records

There’s an emo song about curling

23.02.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh dear.

22.02.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like you to commit to arresting ICE officers who kidnap people with a legal right to be here. And I’d like you to distance yourself from clowntown Governor Healey in basically every way possible.

21.02.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yo fuck that he’s just gonna put his name on the checks and tell everyone it’s the Trump dividend or some shit

21.02.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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still unclear to me how the species made it this far

21.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 3390 πŸ” 702 πŸ’¬ 209 πŸ“Œ 203

So major-questions defensive…

21.02.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn Obama triggers him so bad lol

20.02.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

The raddest part of Traitors is how they play the string intro from β€œBack that Azz Up” in all the scenes before something important happens

17.02.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0