Ryan Ken

Y’all really running up that reparations tab this month. Next February we’re gonna have to talk about how we overcame this February.

ASMR role play gaslighting you in a trench coat/relaxing sounds to sleep to

Tyra putting on that youth pastor sincerity whisper was taking me OUT! She was doing gaslighting ASMR.

Whew I’m so sorry and I hate this so much

I don’t like to give the Bible too much, but “Thou preparest a table before for me in the presence of mine enemies” is such a cunty thing to say in a prayer. Dear God, thank you for making these bitches watch me EAT!

Have you considered putting a jewel in it?

I got a new piercing, and now I’m mentally well!

It is kind of astounding to see how many people commit crimes by typing in the email subject line “Crimes” and then in the body of the email, “I love crime! Let’s do more!”

I am Benito’s WIFE! You will address me as Mrs. Bunny!

One of the most helpful things you can do as an ally during Black History Month is not get on my nerves ✊✊✊

It’s just too much!!

We gotta have a performance review for the Grim Reaper or something. This is getting ridiculous.

Forgot to show y’all my owl impression

Happy MLK Day!

Y’all hating but I think “nclecta” perfectly captures Cam Newton’s Gotham City First Baptist Deacon Board aesthetic.

A 35 year old letter to the editor, written by a very ballsy 15 year old, about the Rodney King verdict.

Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.

This political moment where conservative institutions are pushing nonwhite people out of public life and their jobs is providing A LOT of cover for the supposedly liberal institutions doing the exact same thing.

I promise to bring it back!

I’m not religious and I haven’t been to church in years, but whenever I’m going through it, my playlist gets real sanctified. I’ve listened to so much gospel this year, my Spotify wrapped is gonna call me a praying grandmother.

The cackle this set loose!!

There’s not a single program on television more entertaining than Lushious Massacr shopping at an outlet mall

Bought that expensive Law Roach salmon only for my cats to eat it before I got the chance

Tums antacid Chewy Bites

Best candy on the market

It’s pretty obvious that Bari Weiss thinks the news is just putting on that voice

My gut says that this will go down with the National Geographic “the mixed races person of the future” cover as a regrettable artifact of limited imaginations.

Hi! I’m Hilary Duff and you’re watching DisneyPrimeFlixMcAIChatbot!

Handwritten notecard. Prompt at the top asks: What object was most devastating for you to lose, and how have you been coping? Answer below: Dentures. Were thrown away and coping isn't somthing I can do. It’s made me feel ugly, unworthy, can’t go get a job with no teeth. So how can get off the streets until another pair can be made?

ProPublica spoke to about 150 people who had lived in homeless encampments when cities cleared them out in “sweeps.”

We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words.

➡️ This is what they wrote: https://propub.li/3MTlm33

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