GUYS I’M CURED!!! 🎉 Breaking news: Random man in comments cures complex psychiatric history. I’ve been cured by TikTok maths. I’m fine now.
05.03.2026 13:42
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TOMORROW! Cambridge! Gonna be a top night out. Book now!
18.02.2026 20:39
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Leicester! Tomorrow I’ll be performing two shows @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social for you!
tickets/info: www.julietteburton.co.uk/shows/
The penultimate EVER performance of Best of Burton
& an exciting new work in progress show
which will you choose?
Or do you prefer secret third option - BOTH? 😱😮
06.02.2026 10:19
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Fiyeroooooo! 🌾🐐💚🩷🫧
07.12.2025 12:04
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“Do a serious face”, they said. “Just not all at once”.
Thanks to everyone at Day 1 of our #Hitchin #MostlyComedy Fest tonight. Not least, our fab lineup of @littlemaddles.bsky.social & @julietteburton.bsky.social.
See you tomorrow for @tommayhew.bsky.social & Dave Chawner. www.mostlycomedy.co.uk
22.07.2025 00:55
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Want to understand LGBTQ+ lives?
Google it. Read a book. Ask a charity.
Don’t harass strangers.
Our identities are not public property.
We will survive, we’ve always been here. Ladies, gentlemen and those who know better… Protect the dolls. We ride together for each other.
06.07.2025 08:46
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Pride 2025 felt different.
Less visible, less safe. I was harassed just for existing for being one letter in LGBTQ+.
There is no LGBT without the T.
Our love is sacred. Our safety is shrinking.
Visibility shouldn’t feel dangerous. #Pride2025
06.07.2025 08:46
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Woman ran for train and is gross now
Amazing preview from @julietteburton.bsky.social. Thank you to the audience for getting on board with me n all. Ran for last train. Made last train. Hero shit.
04.07.2025 22:33
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TOP 10 SHOWS AT EDFRINGE - according to @starburst.bsky.social
Come join me this @edfringe.bsky.social
30.06.2025 13:24
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‼️Edfringe fans!‼️ Tickets for my Edfringe2025 shows are on sale now! 🎫 🔗 tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/event/14:5571/
30 July to 8 August - Best of Burton at Gilded Balloon Appleton Towers 7pm
To celebrate Gilded Balloon’s 40th anniversary; Catch up on over a decade of fringe in one jubilant hour!⭐
02.04.2025 12:39
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23rd -27th July at Quarry Theatre, Bedford.
The Queens of Comedy are coming to @Bedfringe
Check out listings for tickets
Esther Manito, @julietteburton.bsky.social & @lucyabeaumont.bsky.social
bedfringe.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
04.06.2025 15:51
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5 & 12 August - Rogue Knights (work in progress) at 32 Below lhcomedy 8:15pm
Comedy about comic books, power and respect. ✊🏽
Paywhatyouwant! Show up early for chaos!
For Best of Burton - Book now via Gilded Balloon website or Edinburgh Festival Fringe and I’ll see you there!
02.04.2025 12:39
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18 to 24 August - Going Rogue at Counting house Edinburgh 1:15pm
Gamified comedy for geeks, nerds and fanatics! Ever evolving and mutating, join the quest to save ourselves! 💥
Paywhatyouwant! Just show up early to guarantee a seat!
02.04.2025 12:39
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‼️Edfringe fans!‼️ Tickets for my Edfringe2025 shows are on sale now! 🎫 🔗 tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/event/14:5571/
30 July to 8 August - Best of Burton at Gilded Balloon Appleton Towers 7pm
To celebrate Gilded Balloon’s 40th anniversary; Catch up on over a decade of fringe in one jubilant hour!⭐
02.04.2025 12:39
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“Dark energy is lifting its foot off the pedal” so the far right losing their power?
Scientists now think the universe will implode “when everything is eventually so far apart that even light cannot bridge the gap”
Division to the extreme when light cannot unite? Sounds like a Trump/Musk win.
19.03.2025 22:29
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Accidentally just referred to the “algorithm” as “Al Gore” in the sentence “Al Gore knows I’m going on holiday soon” and gotta say I think the nickname may stick.
18.03.2025 10:54
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AUGUST
EDINBURGH @edfringe.bsky.social on sale 2 April
Photos by SteveBestPhotography
Hair by bighairenergy
Make up by tonisearle
Fashion by lefleur
Event and magic by @fashionlovescomedy.bsky.social
Ticket link again - book now! 🎫 🔗 www.julietteburton.co.uk/shows/
17.03.2025 08:41
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JUNE
1 June - BIRMINGHAM ukgamesexpo
6 June - London Phoenix Arts Club ON SALE NOW!
15 June - HASTINGS hastingscomedyfestival ON SALE NOW!
19 June - HOLBORN, London
JULY
4 July - HOLBORN, London
11 July - HOLBORN, London
19/20 July - CHELTENHAM Fantasy Forest
Late July - BEDFORD bedfringe
17.03.2025 08:41
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MAY
9 May - London Phoenix Arts Club ON SALE NOW!
10 May - BRIGHTON - ON SALE NOW! @lhcomedy
17 May - BRIGHTON @brightonfringe.bsky.social artistacafe.gallery ON SALE NOW!
23 May - MCM COMIC CON LONDON (5pm creator stage) @mcmcomiccon.bsky.social
31 May - BIRMINGHAM UK Games Expo
17.03.2025 08:41
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APRIL
10 April - ANGEL, London @angelcomedy.bsky.social
11 April - TOTTENHAM COURT ROAD, London Phoenix Arts Club ON SALE NOW!
12 April - CAMDEN, London
17 April - UTRECHT, NL
20 April - UTRECHT, NL
21 April - AMSTERDAM, NL
25 April - BRIGHTON, UK
28 April - HOLBORN, London Museum of Comedy
17.03.2025 08:41
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We could be heroes⚡️be a hero with me 💥 heroes start by saving themselves 💪🏼 let’s do this 🎫 ticket link 🔗 www.julietteburton.co.uk/shows/
MARCH
23 March - GLASGOW - ON SALE NOW!
27 March - MANCHESTER frogandbucket
April onwards in this thread…
17.03.2025 08:41
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Searched for “nice things to say to an Arsenal fan”
Google comes up with the suggested response
12.03.2025 23:45
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Meetings are being had! I should know more later this month!
10.02.2025 22:31
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I saw this last year and it’s honestly the only place on the comedy circuit where I was able to get niche jokes about Chris Claremont. If you’re near Leicester (or anywhere else she’s playing) then I’m sure my comics nerd followers will enjoy it.
08.02.2025 13:26
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Thank you so much! It has evolved (much like a mutant) and continues to and I plan to encourage it to mutate beyond recognition with every performance so I hope you can see it again soon
10.02.2025 19:06
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TODAY! Leicester!
Join me for 2 new shows at The Big Difference @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social
4:30pm
GOING ROGUE
Gamified comedy on cosplay & confidence. Trialling new interactive games!
9:30pm
ROGUE KNIGHTS
Comedy on sex, power & villainy via comics
tickets here: www.julietteburton.co.uk/shows/
08.02.2025 11:47
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