Ouija Bordello

Pretty sure a toe could just snap off in this weather and I wouldn't notice until getting boots off and I'd just be like "oh, bother"

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Anyone else really intrigued about how the jawbone of St. Anthony reliquary really blew up in the last couple months?

Right! Queer is inherently resistant to easy categorization, the straight world is desperate to catalog and stereotype, and when that feeds back as the sole pop-cultural reference point so that's all kids see, it leaves young queer people adrift and alienated. Be a freak! Love what you love loudly!

a man sitting in front of a desk with the words i invited you here to corrupt you written below him Alt: a man, John Waters, with signature pencil mustache, sitting in front of a desk with the captions "I invited you here to corrupt you. What did you expect? A Sound of Music sing-along?"

I'm being so brave admitting this: I did not think Wicked was very good. I did not like Rent. Am I a bad gay? No. (Evil Gay, perhaps) Do I hate musicals? No!

Maybe I'm just a Clive Barker, Kenneth Anger, John Waters Freak-Queer. Whole different species.

Events in GR: "vintage glamour, live jazz" no burlesque booked. "Featuring burlesque" - no acts, just want expensive looking strip to DJ set or something. "Performance opportunities" - actually only want family friendly character acts.

HELLO?

I'm not, but I feel like a burlesque elder in this town's scene when I choose renting Gypsy (1962) over hand holding a producer, and when I find out my ex is producing a show I have a great act for at a venue his other ex and I scouted previously and I just roll my pretty eyes.

MAMA'S TALKIN' LOUD

And it's now every show that someone does the ol' "I've always wanted to try burlesque 🥺👉👈" Ok. I don't have an opportunity for you, and I don't think you actually want me to infodump to you about the ancestors, I think you just think "oo I wanna be pretty onstage" and that's FINE, but do you CARE?

I, for one, am really interested in more content that involves Muppets being really excited about a particular number.

Digital Photomanipulation image of Ziegfeld Follies chorus girls, appearing statue-like in grainy black and white, and inverted to create a very Spooky looking image. This is juxtaposed all collage-style against a white line art backdrop, rendered in a simplified style and alluding to a theater facade with marquee. Text in a handwritten font appears in the top corner with the discernible lines reading "lace and silk and feathers, were the show's siren call"

My hottest burlesque hot take is that there is definitely some sort of magical mystery current that some practitioners are tapped into and iykyk when you cross paths. Like, are you a Theater Person and you dance with the Devil and Dionysus, or what? Girl, I saw you at the Sabbat you mystical bitch

We literally put forensic files on in the hotel room and saw our own county courthouse on the screen. Weird weird, like, bruh WE ARE IN NEVADA.

Photo out an airplane window over the Rockies

Mayday Air Disasters brainrot made this part kinda... 🫣

Black and white stage photo of Ouija, bending over cheekily and glancing over their shoulder, wearing a circus ringmaster inspired costume.

Shot from Cherry Thrill Photography - from a show ft. Auntie Heroine headlining (!!) - to hype myself up that I'm real before getting on the plane to #bhof.

Let the record show I'm not actually a big fan of bustles, but they're better than ruffle panties or tiny hats in my book.

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Parents not letting their middle school daughters (until coming out otherwise) have binders is crazy to me. Your 14 year old doesn't like grown men looking at her like meat?? They weren't there a few years ago, and now they're jiggling nuisances. It's a compression garment.

Pride Month is here guys, buckle up for some a-grade pandering from the same folks bankrolling obliteration

I need to start using this site more 😭 What if I meet new burly friends and they can't even tell I'm unhinged and chronically online?? I need to make my digital footprint worse.

Hmmmm

Most frequently heard phrase on the bus: "you gotta do what you gotta do." Whatever you can take away from that. That sentiment. From people who ride the bus. Often prefaced with "That's okay."

4 book spread. Left to right - Your Art Will Save Your Life by Beth Pickens, Trickster Feminism by Anne Waldman (poetry), Art and Queer Culture from Catherine Lord and Richard Meyer, and NATO Thompson's Culture As Weapon: The Art of Influence In Everyday Life.

Support your local library!

Veggie Tales could not depict Jesus as a Vegetable, but if they did, I think he needs to be represented as a pickle (post Resurrection). I will not be taking questions at this time. Thank you.

Hamburger lingerie set making the rounds: I believe it to be an indicator species. We'll most certainly see a bloom in recession pop but stay aware, the kooky aspics and jellos are lurking around the corner. These are invasive and periodic. Their most memorable upswings being the '50s + pandemic

Yes

Should be trans day of sleeping in and getting paid to stay home idk

honestly, so hot

When invited to a red carpet, you should put on eyelashes. ☺️

graphic of branching lifelines, with the path taken traced through it. past paths no longer in play are greyed out, possible future paths spread out like a network of roots in front

The future is a web of branching paths, and each choice opens up new possibilities as it closes others. This is as true for a civilization as it is for an individual. The more our collective intelligence can inform each choice, the better our chances of finding paths through to a beautiful future.

Nick Offerman TV show where he guides you through wordworking, home upgrades, refurbishing, but it's somewhat in the style and vibe of Bob Ross's Joy of Painting series. IS this anything???