Lady Elizabeth

Ugh this is my least favorite chronic illness feature. One of them, anyway. Hope tomorrow is better for you.

God forbid we be entire humans with critical thinking skills! I consider it a way to filter for the kind of subs I want to have compassionate conversations with.

Queerness.

My PhD in anthropology was completely useless but a great joy.

Oh maybe! But also I speak German not Spanish so that is a hindrance.

Omg my dilemma is where do I run away from fascism but also still have a dressage horse!

Weird yes but also kind of great?

Yep, calling these monsters perverts is an insult to perfectly lovely perverts everywhere.

100%. I'm torn between hiding under a blanket and taking the attitude that we have to be as filthy as possible because it's the only joy we have left.

Ok I'm fascinated by candy wench haha

It's giving real "Spaceballs the Flamethrower" energy at this point.

Great at being a self-fulfilling object for him, yikes. I hope dinner was tasty at least.

I've begin to understand it comes from different reasons. Some people are selfish and entitled sure. But some are just so desperate for connection that they want to infodump at you. I love a good infodump but it needs to be consensual LOL

When I met Belle de Jour, she was 80, still being served by her sub partner who worshipped her, and still spanking hot women at a play party. Goals for sure.

Makes me think of those Looney Tunes with the portable holes haha

I always use a lot of food analogies when I talk about kink, and I really love how this is worded.

The alt text omg haha

35 is vintage now? ☠️

After all these years I am still shocked at the hours I spend with men who don't ask me a single thing aside from the initial "hi how are you?" I have had entire meals where I was talked at the whole time. It's maddening but also sad.

How cool! I love being a writer. The mystery shopper thing was funny, I got paid to go to car dealerships and test drive cars when I was an undergrad. Chevrolet wanted to see how dealerships treated young women customers. The answer was very badly!

Our liberation is what they crave.

5 Jobs I've Had:

Researcher
Bartender
Mystery shopper
Booth babe for gaming store
Artist

It's not only a shitty thing to do it's also just wrong. Is someone for everyone in kink land.

Reminds me of that Monty Python scene, "no no it's too perilous!"

Back in the dungeon yes, two more weeks before I can ride again.

Ooh that's a good one!

A man stares up the camera through a rubber gimp muzzle. He's encased in a plum and teal latex body bag.

Enjoyed some rubber gimp time with @ladyesnyslave.bsky.social tonight.

Lady Elizabeth standing up in front of a black X frame. She has a rubber multi-layer choker on. Behind her is a mirror reflecting a spanking bench and some ominous looking masks on the wall.

The right accessory makes all the difference. What's one piece you can't live without?

This means we are lucky enough to savor multiple decades of joy. <3

This is clearly a dude who knows nothing about humans or horses.