Jackie Kashian

me, how great it would be if teleportation was invented and andy said, “yeah. you’d just go to the airport and stand in line and then you’d be wherever.” we’d still have to go to an airport?! but there’d have to be a place for the machines i guess. even if they were at 7-11s you’d have to go. wild

yay! i’ll take it!

as a celebrity - talking to me is a real attainable goal:) - which begs the question… what IS a celebrity

Jackie Kashian | Stay-Kashian (Full Comedy Special) YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla SFW Comedy

ha! hi corey-thanks. here’s the whole thing www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnib...

thank you! :)

ha! yay me

heh- you’re welcome. new special came out last week alter-kashian in yt

Honestly wtaf does this mean

She’s going to helm something called Shield?

Yes, it’s pronounced Shield, but it’s spelled HYDRA.

sure, i want you to watch the whole thing but in honor of microplastic terrible example of my gender being fired - here (alter-kashian on m.youtube.com/watch?v=v5kJ...

was it Art? could you tell?

8days till relevancy! a WIN!

that guy

Oh puh-leez

Alter Kashian is available. to watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/v5kJlI41V2g?... . It’s called that bc i want to punch everyone in the nose. But Im ill equipped

Only 1 Republican Votes To End Trump's Iran War Congress will hold no formal debate on another costly military conflict in the Middle East that has already left six U.S. servicemembers dead.

Senate Republicans blocked an effort to rein in Trump’s ability to wage war against Iran without approval from Congress

boy i don’t even know parody musicians of famous musicians! @jasonklamm is back! dorkforest.com or wherever you listen to pods. i’d avoid spotify bc they put ads in i haven’t approved :)

hey thanks kelley! my dad loves newsprint color

Jackie Kashian - Alter-Kashian [2026] | FULL COMEDY SPECIAL YouTube video by Jackie Kashian

dear everyone i know - especially comics that like me and happen to be far more successful - please repost and gush about my new special and album youtu.be/v5kJlI41V2g?...

then i’m glad

so. when this is over - and i’ll be here or not so i’ll write this down -
the new constitution: 1. No slavery. None. Not if you’re incarcerated for killing your dad. None. 2. Everyone is a person and gets all the same rights. Everyone.

Jackie Kashian Jackie Kashian is a stand-up comedian who has been seen on Conan, Corden, HBO, Netflix, Comedy Central, and or heard on NPR and Audible. Touring 45 weeks a year, she calls it The Neverending Story Tou...

VERMONT! I’m there next weekend. Do you see me w @mariabamford.bsky.social a month or so ago? Come hear the rest of the jokes! and the new ones! i’m visiting my father right now. Let’s see if i can make him the hero of whatever story he tells me. jackiekashian.com for tix and info

Going to see @jackiekashian.bsky.social and friends on March 6 in SM.
Looking forward to the show!

@jackiekashian.bsky.social, can we please stop the man with the knife this time?

Asking for 350 million+ friends.

To put this in context: Consistently, about 13 percent of Americans believe in Bigfoot. So war with Iran polls slightly better than Bigfoot.

story telling album and best of the dork forest first three years with crazy audio /) pre patrick brady:)

yes!! available on bandcamp apple amazon - and, in person, with an enamel pin and download code (all proceeds will go to immigration, food, rent assistance groups. there will transparency!

it’s in sirius for an exclusive month then everywhere march 27

thanku

yes!! available on bandcamp apple amazon - and, in person, with an enamel pin and download code (all proceeds will go to immigration, food, rent assistance groups. there will transparency!