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@critpirate

A Twitch Affiliate, A Stagehand with IATSE 115, A Musician, A Published Author, An Artist, A Shadow Dancer, A Writer, and A Weaver of Dreams. https://www.twitch.tv/critpirate

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So, for anyone that doesn't know, my dad passed away March 3rd at 3:33. His lore is immense. I don't want to just pop into anyone's stream and start talking sad stuff. He wouldn't like that anyhow. He was joyous and kind. A gentle soul/energy. A performer and creator to the end. I'm not ok, though.

06.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy New Year!!

02.01.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like that I got to see some of my favorite people at TwitchCon! I also like that new favs were added to the list!

21.10.2025 16:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw they had Valheim up and let me play. I like them, lol.

21.10.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Btw, any pirate could declare themselves the pirate king (within genderless terms), and it would be true.

I'm a pirate king. Just not "the" pirate king. The princess is in another castle.

21.10.2025 16:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Going a little stir crazy. Have been sick, in bed, with an up and down fever since Saturday. I know I need rest and should just stay put and hydrate, but I just want to do something. But, I can't because I've been dizzy the whole time, even while lying down. So, I've been thinking. A lot. A lot.

25.06.2025 22:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate covid. I have covid, btw. Woke up from an enternity concept dream. I just chewed up a chewable vitamin with a non chewable one, so bitter. My brain hurts. My skin hurts. My bones hurt, & ache. I have to have cough drops to sleep. All I can think of is, "I hope I didn't get someone else sick."

22.06.2025 11:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I bake sourdough, I burn myself in that 500Β° (F) oven. Luckily it's in a different spot each time and it's only on the left side, so I'm slowly learning. Lol.

05.06.2025 18:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to cure parkinsons sometime next year so my dad can enjoy having a catfish pond and be able to feed chickens. Anyone down to help me out with this endeavor. At the very least to cure my dad's parkinsons. Completely serious.

03.06.2025 23:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

working on abstracts and talking art on stream for Tuesday Art Troubles at noon EST for a couple of hours. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/critpirate

03.06.2025 15:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight at 6pm EST, I'll be working on the "haunted" Greydwarf Hotel in Valheim on Twitch. I hope everyone has had a wonderful weekend! I'm little burned (literally). Lol. See you soon!

01.06.2025 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My birthday is in less than a month away and I have no idea what I should do. My scheduled streams do fall on it, but other than that, I'm not really sure. Any suggestions?

21.05.2025 21:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's been happening a bit. Feels breezy and dead in a crowded room.

21.05.2025 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yah!

21.05.2025 18:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gorgeous as always! Keep up the fantastic work, cutie! You are such an inspiration!

21.05.2025 18:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did I get you?

17.05.2025 01:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boo

17.05.2025 01:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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​​​​​​​​​VerΓ°i ΓΎoka,​​​​​​​​​og verΓ°i skrΓ­pi / og undr ΓΆllum ΓΎeim / er eftir ΓΎΓ©r sΓ¦kja (Brennu-NjΓ‘ls saga)
Now available as a print in my @inprnt store! All prints are on sale with up to 40% off πŸŽ‰

07.05.2025 10:54 πŸ‘ 433 πŸ” 143 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That's awesome! 😁

08.05.2025 20:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Always a fantastic job, cutie!

08.05.2025 20:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dentist went well. They gave me something to relax with. I was awake for most of it, except for when they had a break, then I napped. It went so well that they were able to take hundreds off the bill. This is good for this was a gift from my parental units. I then slept at home before writing a song

08.05.2025 20:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a little scared about tomorrow. Going to get two of right molar crowns replaced. I should feel better afterwards, and I've been in a bit of pain for a few months now, but I'm still scared. I should be fine, but it's like staying up too late, a fear of falling asleep and never waking up. Hug me.

06.05.2025 21:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just not having a good week. Oh well

30.04.2025 20:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This week sorta sucks. But at least I'm starting to feel a little better. Still a bit green behind the gills, though.

29.04.2025 21:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just happened. So tired. Wth

29.04.2025 00:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that was wild in a non wild kind of way. Was streaming and had to stop because I suddenly didn't feel well. I now am laying in bed with an apple in hend to keep my stomach sorta settled. Had a minor halucination or maybe I had fallen asleep briefly. Either way, rest, water, & small apple bites

29.04.2025 00:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight I am, that was last night. Mental breaks are important, right? I hope you are well, cutie!

28.04.2025 15:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No stream tonight

27.04.2025 21:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Formulating stories are like holding whispers before pressing them to page like flowers under a rock. I'm in the process of holding 44 whispers, maybe I can weave a thread through them or maybe they will be bound as individual thoughts. I have flown above the despair and now hover above my emotion.

24.04.2025 02:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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CritPirate - Twitch Variety Streamer who likes to try every game possible and may get obsessed with any small or big thing. I'm a chaotic contrarian, so I'm crazy but I try to stay kind. Don't take that as a weakness. Th...

I will still be doing art on Tuesday at noon est. I hope to see you in chat or at least lurking as I soak it all in! www.twitch.tv/critpirate

20.04.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0