Stella 🔔

a woman with a spider in her mouth is screaming ALT: a woman with a spider in her mouth is screaming

the narrative: freewheeling
the acting: supreme
my rage: awakened

Maggie Gyllenhaal I love you

honest to god if a client gets these for me I'll do an entire shoot in them and make one of the shots my profile pic LOL

it would be so so funny to do a shoot in these

hopeful destinations this spring/summer:

- Boston
- DC
- Chicago

kitto has been asleep on my lap for 3 hours now, I am both thirsty AND need to pee (the duality of woman), but every time I gently rouse her she just snuggles back down deeper lol

just realized the month is almost over and I have not touched my availability since January...whoops! updated through the end of March

every time I think the cat cannot possibly reach a higher surface, she does

a quest:

we're up to 3/4

and the 4th is allegedly 5 stops away

2/4 deliveries successfully received so far today, eagerly awaiting the remaining 2

feels wild to be relieved it "only" took one month

okay, finally getting to all of my emails - my bathroom had a previously undetected drafty spot so that needed rectifying first (105yo building - it shifts with extreme temperature changes) 🥶

waking up in my own bed, in my lovely home with my sweet kitty snuggling me for the first time in over a week >>>>>>>>

Spurious Correlations Correlation is not causation: thousands of charts of real data showing actual correlations between ridiculous variables.

this is going to be my "say the line, bart" for 2026, I can just feel it

www.tylervigen.com/spurious-cor...

back to civilization!

deep in the middle of nowhere until friday - be back online then!

the cat has discovered a new shelf (with many items on it) she can jump to...fuck lol

perfect!

now what sort of asshole steals prescription cat food...😒

does an umbrella that doesn't absolutely decimate the wrist and can stand up to local winds actually exist? one of my goals this year is to eliminate as many annoyances from my life as possible lol

one of my favorite vintage (furniture and home goods) stores from back home finally added LTL shipping to Philadelphia - my ability to procrastinate finishing my apartment diminishes by the day

Un-abandoning this platform as of today.

when I first brought my cat home she only wanted to be pet a little bit and in specific areas, and just now she was letting me give her belly kisses

there's really no greater honor than earning the trust and love of an animal 🐈🩷

itsy bitsy teenie weenie extra dirty gin martini

extended my "holiday" weekend an extra day, will be getting back to everyone who reached out first thing in the morning

went on a delightful little shopping spree today (I'm still on it, thank you internet)

two of my favorite pairs of bombas developed holes in the toe this past week...

this is why you keep a foot guy around, for whom this is a sock-ortunity

9 minutes into the latest episode of AJLT and I've already sent 21 texts...

nyc please do not fuck this up

*1099-NEC, rather than MISC, though NEC proposal is to set it at 2k