alex 🌹

yes i’m a millennial!! no i’m not scared of women!! we exist!!

the only reason why i masturbate is because idk what to do with my hands when i’m alone and naked

i’m like if an idiot was kinda smart

you’re so hot why aren’t you a lesbian

omg my love

hi bluesky

i’d let u do anything u wanted……

wondering if you’re horny or just bored all by yourself, handsome?

okay buying you chocolates rn

really alex? you’re gonna buy cute clothes and think that’ll make you happy? well guess what it worked :)

i missed you

you’re so cute my heart literally hurts

my life consists of wake up, heartburn, forget to drink water, sleep, repeat.

I MISS YOUUUUU

this app lame as hell 💀

reminder to everyone on here i’m still hot

ouuugghhhh

is this site any cooler yet

gay marriage is cool. hope i get to experience it someday

looking at christmas lights fit

what are ur thoughts on marrying a mutual

hello i’ve been cute recently love you

asking me to tip at a chipotle is the capitalist equivalent of where my hug at

i need to piss who want me

everyone i’ve ever dated was like a mini crash out

i’ve got the gift of one liners and you’ve got the CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅

vampire the masquerade but if any players get turned on they have to do 20 pushups at the table

this is my fav thread of all time

i could have made james bond retire.

merry christmas