The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art)
Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money
www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...
Those mid-2000s "oh no my husband is a complete dumbass"-style commercials were probably less about calling men stupid and more about normalizing learned helplessness as a new type of acceptable domestic enslavement. The culture war shit was just a bonus.
It's interesting how Nintendo will take mechanics from their less successful game series and feed them to more popular ones that are starting to grow stale.
I'm glad that flash cart prices are finally becoming less insane.
saroo works. decided to hit Boot Disc to see what unlabeled disc I left sitting in this thing for the last 16 years and got jumpscared lmfao
Imagine being a China hawk based on "info" from the same Epstein-backed state department that advocated for microwaving Gaza because Palestinian kids were supposedly reading Mein Kampf.
FROM THE DESK OF GRAHAM PLATNER'S TATTOO
TL;DR Microsoft wants to wear your skin.
Please tell me Microsoft is trying to make "new-generation developer" a thing.
Anybody remember those 4am MLM infomercials where the dad from Happy Days tried to convince you that reselling shitty blenders and fake tupperware was the key to becoming filthy rich?
All this presentation is missing is some grindset asshole pointing at a mac mini and yelling about how he's enslaved Rimworld pawns to pump shitcoins.
All this presentation is missing is some grindset asshole pointing at a mac mini and yelling about how he's enslaved Rimworld pawns to pump shitcoins.
The corpo dream they're laying out here is reducing programming to gig work if not removing the programmer entirely. Downloaded code duct-taped together with AI running on rented hardware.
They're absolutely nowhere near sniffing distance of that, but it's definitely what they're chasing.
I don't know why I'm surprised they used AI to generate the presentation slides.
If Microslop doesn't actually care about selling me this shit, why should I?
We've automated 4Chan script kiddie bullshit.
But wait, if I pull in some random script from Github that provides an always-online connection to god know's where, I can have the machine vomit back some vaguely airline-related JSON. Problem solved, I guess.
"Hey, can you tell me about flights from London to Paris?"
"Nah, I can't actually do that. Have you checked Expedia?"
Brilliant.
So far in our AI-assisted onboarding journey at this travel agency we've failed at creating a bug ticket and asked Grok to describe a couch. No actual coding has occurred. It's day 5.
fuckin' EXACTLY
And then they do a quick fade when the LLM chats back that it actually doesn't have the capability to create tickets yet. Amazing. Truly we are all now George Jetson.
"Oh no, there's a bug in the build script. Should we open the file? Nah, instead let's spend 10 minutes jerking off Copilot to make a bug ticket without even looking at that shit."
"Have an LLM read your docs for you, all you have to do is shove your entire codebase up Sam Altman's ass."
In some Microsoft AI training/sales pitch thing for work. Dude just said "you can assign Copilot to do code reviews" OK buddy.
Guido: Come for melted Bugs Bunny, stay for green Cool Spot sticking a fence post up his ass.
Kal @Kaldruen Follow *Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man* "Guess that's The Last of Him." The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen • 2d Who'd win in a fight :
JSOC-trained PMC goons acting as private "security forces". Awesome. Reagan-era dirty war bullshit has always been on the menu, but that shit's on special now.
Robert Kiyosaki's The Prince
Guy who sells dirt weed in his Integra parked behind the GameCrazy.
Programming is just an email job at the end of the day.
