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Norman Mailer-Daemon

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Not a man. Satire account. πŸ‘ŠπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯ In one very near timeline I am ripped, knife-wielding and homeless under a bridge in Atlanta. But in this one I am waking up in bed covered in chocolate.

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CONTENT ADVISORY: PLEASE BE WARNED THAT THE DEADLINE FOR ALL POSTS ABOUT "AMERICAN EAGLE" AND "SYDNEY SWEENEY" HAS PASSED. IF YOU ARE FOUND IN VIOLATION YOU WILL BE FINED 1500 CLOUT POINTS AND A LABUBU.

04.08.2025 15:46 πŸ‘ 2176 πŸ” 222 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 20

If any of the dozens of congresspeople responsible for overseeing the Pentagon could say something, anything, that'd be great

28.07.2025 20:27 πŸ‘ 1739 πŸ” 378 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 19
Cartoon with corporate media asking U.S. Government how it would like "Control of Internet Speech" wrapped: Anti-terrorism or protect kids

Cartoon with corporate media asking U.S. Government how it would like "Control of Internet Speech" wrapped: Anti-terrorism or protect kids

t's amazing how this is from more than 20 years ago but very well could have been from today.

28.07.2025 20:44 πŸ‘ 13348 πŸ” 5071 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 59
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Not funny, but true: All tyrants eventually fall. But after that happens, the people and institutions that bowed down to them will never regain their reputations.

28.07.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 8884 πŸ” 1916 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 119
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28.07.2025 23:55 πŸ‘ 13006 πŸ” 2530 πŸ’¬ 222 πŸ“Œ 49
MAGA Politician CAUGHT Watching EXPLICIT VIDEO at Hearing
MAGA Politician CAUGHT Watching EXPLICIT VIDEO at Hearing YouTube video by Keith Edwards

YT is shadow banning this vid
about the Oklahoma pr0n scandal please like share comment etc

@keithedwards.bsky.social

youtu.be/AKpdK5D3_BI?...

27.07.2025 15:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.07.2025 06:33 πŸ‘ 14651 πŸ” 3662 πŸ’¬ 327 πŸ“Œ 167
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#ICE #Epstein

27.07.2025 14:53 πŸ‘ 404 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 11

BREAKING: We just subpoenaed the Epstein files.

As a survivor of sexual assault, I know the pain & trauma survivors carry. This subpoena is a massive victory for every survivor who has ever been silenced, dismissed, or harmed.

Bondi must release the files immediately. We demand accountability.

23.07.2025 22:50 πŸ‘ 44875 πŸ” 9603 πŸ’¬ 1177 πŸ“Œ 395

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! πŸ‘€

20.07.2025 21:00 πŸ‘ 13204 πŸ” 3180 πŸ’¬ 404 πŸ“Œ 106
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The Epstein Cover-Up at the FBI Inside the chaotic review process of the Epstein and Maxwell files at the Bureau

EXCLUSIVE: Not only does an Excel spreadsheet of Trump mentions in the Epstein files exist, but so do training videos explaining how to flag the files for Trump mentions. Plus, the number of people who had access is larger than previously known. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/the-epstei...

20.07.2025 19:35 πŸ‘ 12793 πŸ” 5421 πŸ’¬ 548 πŸ“Œ 475

medium-old guy saw my tattoos and excitedly said β€˜i have one too, on my shoulder! wanna see?’ then proceeded to pull up his sleeve to show me a tattoo of Taz the tasmanian devil holding a glock saying β€˜ROMANS 12:19’ in gothic letters in a speech bubble

20.07.2025 17:06 πŸ‘ 4731 πŸ” 281 πŸ’¬ 224 πŸ“Œ 45

labubu? aren't those just injuries in france?

20.07.2025 17:40 πŸ‘ 4028 πŸ” 697 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 30
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I was a personal trainer for almost a decade. Honest to God, the number one thing I would tell my weight loss clients was to eliminate soda and fast food from their diets. Here, the "MAHA" Secretary of HHS is cheering on soda... at a fast food restaurant. Snake oil salesman.

20.07.2025 02:58 πŸ‘ 16956 πŸ” 3461 πŸ’¬ 1319 πŸ“Œ 266
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Good Sunday, y'all!!

It never hurts to start the last day of the week off with a laugh.

Have a day, y'all!!

#SheShed

20.07.2025 14:52 πŸ‘ 279 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 8
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5 things Trump did this week:

1. Claimed exposing the Epstein pedo ring was not a priority

2. Said he β€œlost faith” in his supporters

3. Called his supporters β€œstupid people”

4. Denied drawing a naked woman for Jeffrey Epstein

5. Went golfing again

20.07.2025 13:07 πŸ‘ 1891 πŸ” 503 πŸ’¬ 117 πŸ“Œ 26
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20.07.2025 13:18 πŸ‘ 7859 πŸ” 2367 πŸ’¬ 367 πŸ“Œ 141

ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. πŸ™πŸ»

19.07.2025 19:51 πŸ‘ 34896 πŸ” 15851 πŸ’¬ 394 πŸ“Œ 430
Image of Andry on a blue screen with a blue gradient with text, β€œAndry HernΓ‘ndez Romero Released From El Salvador Prison”

Image of Andry on a blue screen with a blue gradient with text, β€œAndry HernΓ‘ndez Romero Released From El Salvador Prison”

UPDATE: Last night, Andry HernΓ‘ndez Romero, the gay makeup artist and asylum seeker who was wrongly disappeared to El Salvador, was released from CECOT and sent back to Venezuela.

19.07.2025 16:02 πŸ‘ 544 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 15
A pink stamp with "Free Palestine" written on it. In the middle there are two mirrored, three-eyed magpies, from the move "Kpop Demonhunters", holding a poppy between them. They are encircled by hibiscus flowers, olives and orangeblossoms.

A pink stamp with "Free Palestine" written on it. In the middle there are two mirrored, three-eyed magpies, from the move "Kpop Demonhunters", holding a poppy between them. They are encircled by hibiscus flowers, olives and orangeblossoms.

I don't think you're ready for theΒ takedown...
#art #kpopdemonhunters #freepalestine #palestine #birds

16.07.2025 22:55 πŸ‘ 5336 πŸ” 1491 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 23
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Sadly, Margaret was right.

16.07.2025 22:00 πŸ‘ 252 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œMen are alone, we are so depressed.πŸ₯Ίβ€

Gee, I wonder why women are choosing to avoid men…it’s almost like you take our lives if your fragile ego is hurt or feels rejected ….

16.07.2025 21:56 πŸ‘ 14851 πŸ” 3658 πŸ’¬ 643 πŸ“Œ 140

Trump says he is not threatening to fire Powell. There are reports that say otherwise.

Trump said he wasn’t good friends with Epstein; Epstein said otherwise.

Trump said that he didn’t sexually assault E. Jean Carroll and a jury determined that he did.

Trump is a liar.

16.07.2025 16:40 πŸ‘ 289 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE Lawyers Are Hiding Their Names in Immigration Court ICE attorneys fighting to deport immigrants are able to obscure their identities β€” no masks required.

Lawyers for ICE are increasingly hiding their identities in court. This is completely unprecedented.

β€œWe’re not really doing names publicly,” said Judge ShaSha Xu β€” after stating her own name and those of the immigrants and their lawyers.

theintercept.com/2025/07/15/i...

15.07.2025 17:17 πŸ‘ 4486 πŸ” 1910 πŸ’¬ 334 πŸ“Œ 359
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15.07.2025 11:24 πŸ‘ 20560 πŸ” 3176 πŸ’¬ 728 πŸ“Œ 270

More proof that Republicans women are ok with their daughters being taught hands on sex education by grown men when they turn 13! Example Matt Gaetz,
Texas megachurch pastor Robert Morris, megachurch pastor Joe Campbell, Florida pastor Yersson Solarte. Mother’s continue being members of the church.

15.07.2025 10:07 πŸ‘ 189 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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What could go wrong?

14.07.2025 17:57 πŸ‘ 15125 πŸ” 4938 πŸ’¬ 1442 πŸ“Œ 535