Recluse

38% of airline passengers vote to open plane door midflight because that bitch stewardess said not to

it's okay to socially ostracize parents who won't vaccinate themselves or their children, in fact we should be doing it as a rule

Hey that’s about the cost of the SSI Restoration Act, which would cut recipient poverty by 60%, eliminate marriage penalties, and modernize draconian asset limits.

Cuba is in a major blackout now. No country brave enough to stop it. No people powerful enough to pressure their government. Bleak

fellas drop everything , cancel all your plans and take your girl to this . and i Fucking Guarantee she will nut you off

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

had a death in the family and was almost completely off the internet for a few days & my observation is that there is too much happening too fast such that basic facts abt the world are difficult to ascertain unless you are mainlining info all the time & doing that seems to drive people insane

Multiple CBS News staffers who were not authorized to speak to the media resorted to curse words after reading the news. "Fuck, fuck, fuck," said one producer at the network. "Well, fuck," said another CBS News staffer.

mood

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

Remmick from Sinners

Paramount right now.

A chicken walking on the beach the caption is: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

Congratulations everyone

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store

spongebob standing in the snow outside with text that reads "you have to be the thing that saves you"

My brain couldn't come up with the phrase "wash the dishes" so I just told my wife I needed to "do the sink laundry"

every shot-on-video, made-with-a-camcorder horror movie that's just some teenage friend group fucking around in the woods with some fake blood and a monster mask contains more artistic merit, human joy and creative light than anything AI has ever made or will ever, ever make

Imagine if they got more competitive about curing diseases or some shit like that instead of this stupid shit that sucks

Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years

A giant sphere of flesh in Central Park towering over the city like a big gross meatball. This was made by redditor kiwi2703 to show what it would look like if you combined every human on Earth into a ball, and it’s clearly a bad idea

Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park

Netflix category, featuring Superstore and Solar Opposites, is called “full-on jestermaxxing”

Netflix please I can’t do this today

The thing that makes this extra funny to me is that I think the cat is about to say this is all moving too fast…

As an avid gamer my favorite minigame is adjusting the brightness until the image on the left is barely visible, nobody is better at that than me

You're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, vote for my party.

liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky

no joke here, just a reminder that the ultra wealthy do not see you as human but rather as a resource to extract for profit

A very fluffy siamese-appearing cat that looks like two huge blue eyes in an explosion of fur.

Everybody stop what you're doing and look at this cat I'm sitting

YES