Ross Luippold

I’ll never look at ostriches the same way

Imagine if there was some way for voters to reflect their preferred visions of public leadership, like if a poll like this existed except it was legally binding. Too bad there isn’t so I guess about 1/8 of the city is moving

Zo Ron Mom Donnie

It is truly not difficult to pronounce correctly

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"I oppose the Trump administration's stance that murderous dictators are cool as hell and immigrants deserve to be trafficked to concentration camps"

NYT: "Calm down buddy, let's not say things we'll regret, eye on the prize"

Ah yes those "conservative policies" that liberals are irrationally upset about, like "the drunk defense secretary should tell our enemies war plans" and "measles are good"

The only thing keeping Andor S2 from being great is the lack of 900 live action versions of uninteresting cartoon characters

A film that takes place where you’re from.

I personally don’t think we should talk about a guy trying to dismantle Western Civilization the same way we talk about Cyndi Lauper

I laughed out loud that this is in the 7th paragraph. “Oh yeah also the president is a complete lunatic”

Why Flight Attendants Hate People Who Crowd the Gate The term "gate lice" refers to people who crowd the gate at the airport before it's their turn to board. But why do they do it? And why is this a problem?

The only media conspiracy I believe is the annual psy op to insist there’s something illogical about boarding airplanes quickly and efficiently www.thrillist.com/travel/natio...

Just me and my bff (thanks @rossluippold.bsky.social)

The most deserving Person of the Year was snubbed

ENRICO PALLAZZO?!?!?

Governor Hochul stuns with rebuttal against big pharma

I look forward to resubscribing to the Washington Post as soon as they demonstrate their their coverage isn’t aimed at putting Donald Trump in a good mood

The top 4 are basically tied

8. The Fight Before Christmas
7. We Two Kings
6. High Holidays
5. Mary Christmas
4. Frasier Grinch
3. Miracle on Third or Fourth Street
2. Perspectives on Christmas
1. Merry Christmas Mrs. Moskowitz

HM: A Lilith Thanksgiving

He’s good at gladiating

Truly respect Ridley for not giving Gladiator 2 a subtitle. Cannot wait to see Gladiator 2: Gladiator

The president isn’t in office yet and his party can’t agree whether it’s “good” or “bad” if the attorney general is a drug-addled statutory rapist with no experience #maga #tcot

I like Bluesky fine but I’d like it better if it had a barrage of typo-filled ads for self published books about how Nostradamus predicted Donald Trump banning CRT

If anything it proves that you actually hate pizza??

JUST because my wife and I visited Chuck E. Cheese at the Pizza Time Theatre (the nice one off the highway) to tell him that we love pizza and ball pits does NOT mean I am bending the knee to Mr. Cheese

Hello Bluesky! Pleasure to be here.

This week on #LNSM, Seth Meyers chats with Kristin Chenoweth, Jimmy O. Yang, Ted Danson, Xolo Maridueña, Sam Morril, Brian Williams, Bridget Everett, Rita Moreno and Rachel Zegler.