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Kaiju Stew

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Nerdy, beardy, queer. Cat dad. Newbie miniature wargamer. Moderately OK tabletop RPG GM/DM/referee/judge/whatever. Total slut for horror movies. Metalhead.

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07.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 194 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5
A bearded guy with glasses and a nose ring, with purple hair and wearing a purple shirt

A bearded guy with glasses and a nose ring, with purple hair and wearing a purple shirt

Today I am purple

06.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A chubby bearded guy with glasses and a nose ring with purple hair

A chubby bearded guy with glasses and a nose ring with purple hair

Finally got around to changing my hair color

06.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m finding so many new (to me) metal bands to listen to lately, which has me very very excited

Frozen Soul and Nunslaughter are the big standout acts so far

05.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 23703 πŸ” 9091 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 194

Maybe! I dunno how I’d format that, some of this stuff feels right for standup, I’m unsure how it would work as a podcast.

05.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My therapist is encouraging me to work on a tight five and go to an open mic standup thing sometime because I am a walking repository of very weird and kinda funny little stories

05.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Billionaire-owned media celebrating the industrial slaughter of human beings by machines as a wondrous leap forward.

05.03.2026 08:14 πŸ‘ 369 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4

RT if $3000 would literally change your life

05.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 4582 πŸ” 3181 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 31
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"Do not forget it, i can remove you from this transaction" goes so hard

02.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 4133 πŸ” 1504 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 19
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Heartbroken that I can’t find knockoff Escaflowne mini stl files anywhere for when Wares Blade gets released in English

05.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bought a 20 pack of foam boards from Dollar Tree. I have a three day weekend coming up.

I’m hoping to go wild and make some dang wargaming terrain and also paint at least one single miniature.

05.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s kinda super dope, maybe I should pick that box up…

04.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda wish Black Library had more The Old World books in audio format. I adore Gotrek and Felix and the Drachenfels stuff rules, but I want more!

04.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Questing Knight Paladin with Great Weapon from Games Workshop

Questing Knight Paladin with Great Weapon from Games Workshop

Some Adeptas Sororitas model heads

Some Adeptas Sororitas model heads

I think I have a cool idea for a kitbash project for a Repanse de Lyonesse model for that Bretonnia army I want to make

03.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Draw Steel is super fascinating but I hope I also get to run Daggerheart, Nimble 2e or 13th Age 2e soon. So many different takes on heroic fantasy that I want to check out.

03.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A copy of Dragon Rampant, a minis agnostic war game

A copy of Dragon Rampant, a minis agnostic war game

It is wild to me that

A) Hot Topic sells Osprey Games books on their website

B) it shipped in like a few days

03.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No they aren't. Shut up. Fuck off. You're just writing this to manufacture consent for the inevitable offal the ruling class will feed us when the economy completely collapses in like four months.

02.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 312 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 7980 πŸ” 1964 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 20
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NimuΓ«, The Lady of the Lake warlock patron makes her deals with the truly desperate... but she promises the power of the deep, dark waters, and - to the truly worthy - Excalibur itself.

02.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 245 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I really like GMing tabletop RPGs but sometimes I feel so utterly incapable of communicating that I feel like maybe it isn’t the hobby for me.

02.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In many ways it is indeed, but I need my escapism to go a bit farther lately, haha

02.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Catalyst is now finally doing more packs of Shadowrun miniatures. I haven’t quite been in the mood for dystopian cyberpunk gaming lately, given the world I actually live in, but when I see these minis at Origins in June, I’ll very likely be buying them.

02.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with long black hair is standing in front of a group of people . Alt: James Earl Jones in a bad wig looking aloof and slowly turning to look at the camera

Thulsa Doom had some ideas

01.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: β€œGood morning, time to wake up, I made lunch”

My husband, half awake: β€œPeople are getting swallowed by headless snakes so they can become snakes”

01.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
David Lynch saying β€˜One day, the sadness will end. But I don’t think today’s the day.’

David Lynch saying β€˜One day, the sadness will end. But I don’t think today’s the day.’

28.02.2026 08:33 πŸ‘ 6920 πŸ” 1897 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 21

Our President is, and always has been, a racist pedophile who attacks girls and murders children just because he can, and because to this point nobody has stopped him.

28.02.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A beardy guy with green hair and a nose ring and glasses holding a boxed A Song of Ice and Fire miniatures game starter set

A beardy guy with green hair and a nose ring and glasses holding a boxed A Song of Ice and Fire miniatures game starter set

There may be a game of Dragon Rampant in my future, and I was struck by a bolt of pure inspiration - why not dig this baby out of storage and chop the models off their 32mm bases and go to town??

28.02.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The timing of the initial strikes is unusual.

Often you see these types of operations launched in the pre-dawn hours at the target site partly to limit civilian casualties.

This operation began at the beginning of a work and school day, with millions of adult civilians and children in harms way.

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