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Carson

@callmecarson

youtuber & streamer, working on smp online & orborb http://youtube.com/callmecarsonlive

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Two sentence horror:
I went to sleep on my bed.
My bed full of knives.

17.09.2025 20:51 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Pen pineapple apple PORN!

08.09.2025 21:59 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s messed up Anna from Frozen ends up with that manwhore Kristoff instead of the character she truly has the most chemistry with β€” Olaf. #DateTheSnowman #DateAndFuckTheSnowman

08.09.2025 10:17 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.09.2025 10:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was mostly opening this app for a while to check on Toby Fox’s page for deltarune info, but since ch 3 & 4 came out I’ve checked here way less

07.09.2025 21:38 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How often are you actively picking up Bsky? Do you use it with Twitter as well?

07.09.2025 21:36 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0

we all exist due to hype moments and aura

17.04.2025 23:11 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

The main reason i open this app is to see if toby fox is saying something new about deltarune

28.03.2025 23:24 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Money is the only thing that matters in this world. It buys happiness. And it grows on trees

16.03.2025 12:02 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I know what you’re thinking……no seriously i KNOW what you’re THINKING

13.03.2025 19:01 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

haha that’s great now can we talk about something i care about like architecture

12.03.2025 20:06 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

i truly believe the game of basketball would be ruined if they introduced a 50 point line

05.03.2025 06:46 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

i love video game controllers. I like to press buttons, joysticks, triggers, etc.

03.03.2025 22:26 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes there wasn’t even any cool math. Sometimes it was all games

23.02.2025 13:54 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay fine i admit it. I love to run and jump and play.

22.02.2025 12:00 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

i have to lose my way soon. It's an essential part of the hero's journey

21.02.2025 21:49 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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REDsky

20.02.2025 19:47 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œdo you mind?”

yes. i Mind

08.02.2025 13:33 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

has anyone checked on SchrΓΆdinger's cat

23.01.2025 11:08 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

He ate someone

19.01.2025 07:50 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

of course the tiktok ban and the gavin situation are happening at the same time. But they don’t want us talking about that do they?

19.01.2025 07:10 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

my taste buds are my judicial branch. They decide whether the food is good or bad, judiciously

09.01.2025 16:06 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn’t give a mouse a cookie. Because once you give, all they know how to do is take. When I was a kid I had to walk through 3 feet of snow up a hill to get to school

08.01.2025 10:43 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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When I die all my memories will be transferred to this book and the first person to read it will cease to exist as I inhabit their body

07.01.2025 01:43 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

*looking at one-armed man*

Dude you almost have no arms left. Seriously bro your arms are almost completely gone

05.01.2025 17:52 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Asking the psychiatrist for β€œthe whole menu”

03.01.2025 13:09 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s see how the gays feel when i start eating them. Yes I mean cooking them up and eating them

29.12.2024 20:26 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

The NBA should allow spells

28.12.2024 21:14 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

I wouldn’t want to stay in a hostel i’d rather stay in a friendly

27.12.2024 21:56 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Generational wisdom

27.12.2024 21:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0