Two sentence horror:
I went to sleep on my bed.
My bed full of knives.
Two sentence horror:
I went to sleep on my bed.
My bed full of knives.
Pen pineapple apple PORN!
I think itβs messed up Anna from Frozen ends up with that manwhore Kristoff instead of the character she truly has the most chemistry with β Olaf. #DateTheSnowman #DateAndFuckTheSnowman
I was mostly opening this app for a while to check on Toby Foxβs page for deltarune info, but since ch 3 & 4 came out Iβve checked here way less
How often are you actively picking up Bsky? Do you use it with Twitter as well?
we all exist due to hype moments and aura
The main reason i open this app is to see if toby fox is saying something new about deltarune
Money is the only thing that matters in this world. It buys happiness. And it grows on trees
I know what youβre thinkingβ¦β¦no seriously i KNOW what youβre THINKING
haha thatβs great now can we talk about something i care about like architecture
i truly believe the game of basketball would be ruined if they introduced a 50 point line
i love video game controllers. I like to press buttons, joysticks, triggers, etc.
sometimes there wasnβt even any cool math. Sometimes it was all games
Okay fine i admit it. I love to run and jump and play.
i have to lose my way soon. It's an essential part of the hero's journey
REDsky
βdo you mind?β
yes. i Mind
has anyone checked on SchrΓΆdinger's cat
He ate someone
of course the tiktok ban and the gavin situation are happening at the same time. But they donβt want us talking about that do they?
my taste buds are my judicial branch. They decide whether the food is good or bad, judiciously
I wouldnβt give a mouse a cookie. Because once you give, all they know how to do is take. When I was a kid I had to walk through 3 feet of snow up a hill to get to school
When I die all my memories will be transferred to this book and the first person to read it will cease to exist as I inhabit their body
*looking at one-armed man*
Dude you almost have no arms left. Seriously bro your arms are almost completely gone
Asking the psychiatrist for βthe whole menuβ
Letβs see how the gays feel when i start eating them. Yes I mean cooking them up and eating them
The NBA should allow spells
I wouldnβt want to stay in a hostel iβd rather stay in a friendly
Generational wisdom