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Emerging markets, import/export, offshore tax efficiency strategies, FTC merger approval analysis, pardon feasibility studies, and a little this and that

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09.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 169 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not a theme park ride

09.03.2026 08:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill herβ€”and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?

09.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 8189 πŸ” 3013 πŸ’¬ 133 πŸ“Œ 112
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Fuzzy memories and hard facts: An SC accuser's claims against Epstein, Trump examined An alleged victim of Jeffrey Epstein gave FBI agents true accounts of her time growing up in SC. Claims she made about Donald Trump remain unsubstantiated.

Breaking: SC newspaper verifies portions of Trump accuser's story. Textbook journalism. Local journalism. Support your local news outlets. www.postandcourier.com/news/epstein...

08.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 7499 πŸ” 3179 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 154

lol yes

08.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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DOJ docs, FBI interview, raise new questions about Epstein's "suicide" Notes from an FBI interview indicate that prison guards discussed "cover-up"

New: Prison guards discussed cover-up in Epstein's death, inmate tells FBI. open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...

08.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 5556 πŸ” 2772 πŸ’¬ 152 πŸ“Œ 113

I really just can't get into the headspace of people who think:

1.) Jesus is coming back in the immediate future
2.) He's gonna give us a high five for making the bombs that blew up Bethlehem and give us a pony
3.) So better explode some more shit real good to expedite the process

08.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 833 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 23
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Primary Aluminium Production - International Aluminium Institute Stay informed about primary aluminium production with our detailed statistics. Access downloadable reports and interactive charts for a deeper understanding.

GCC makes more aluminum than N America or Asia ex China / Europe ex Russia

international-aluminium.org/statistics/p...

08.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5
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Plenty of that across industries, there’s this pervasive belief that President Trump could never make a catastrophic mistake, or if he did, it could be reversible by the omnipresent β€œadults in the room”. That is, American biz genuinely believes the WH could never break something they couldn’t fix.

08.03.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 1465 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 44

One medal for starting each war, then one medal for stopping it. It’s brilliant

08.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iran bombed themselves? They blew up a school? And they did it just in the place that was registered in US databases as a military installation 10 years ago?

08.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Those men are thugs of a bloodthirsty regime led by a murderous tyrant who would execute you and your mother without a second thought

Be gone, commie

08.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
North Korean generals with a comical numbers of medals pinned to their chests

North Korean generals with a comical numbers of medals pinned to their chests

The medals are going to look hilarious

07.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it just me or does Sam Altman look like he got a nose job in this picture

07.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tech bro oligarch: The AI is... real... sentient.... it's feeling real feelings... we must do everything we can to protect it and give it rights
Also tech bro oligarch: Human females are basically cattle made to push out as many babies as possible, all of which I will neglect

06.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1265 πŸ” 411 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 9

Have to do the weave if you want them to make the connection

07.03.2026 09:39 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Written by a woman who I’m sure has been through several fraternity hell weeks

07.03.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 207 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 9

If we survive this, I really hope parents take a long look at how they are teaching empathy to their children. It's so obvious that that is the missing ingredient in huge chunks of the population, amplified by social media algorithms and cultural rewards for reactions rather than thoughtfulness.

07.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 2920 πŸ” 669 πŸ’¬ 129 πŸ“Œ 25

White House: the witness’sΒ allegations are β€œcompletely baseless” and β€œbacked by zero credible evidence.”

Fact: FBI found her credible enough to interview repeatedly, and she received a financial settlement from the Epstein estate.

07.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 10242 πŸ” 3504 πŸ’¬ 201 πŸ“Œ 92
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DOJ releases Epstein files with accusations against Trump Over the course of four interviews in 2019, a woman told the FBI that Epstein and Trump sexually abused her in the 1980s.

β€œA DOJ source told the Miami Herald that agents found her to be credibleβ€”and that they would not have interviewed her four times if they thought she was lying.”

@jkbjournalist.bsky.social bringing it home
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

07.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 3989 πŸ” 1664 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 74

So let me get this straight ...

1. US bombs Iran
2. Oil price goes up a bit, benefitting Russia's petrostate
3. Russia gives Iran targeting info
4. Oil price shoots WAY up
5. US unsanctions Russian oil

06.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 4730 πŸ” 1802 πŸ’¬ 210 πŸ“Œ 127

I've said this a couple times now, but: *something* happened here that this administration cannot admit to. And give that this administration happily admitted to murdering fishermen in the Caribbean for sport, whatever went on last weekend has to have been BAD if they're trying to hide it.

07.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

I’m surprised they didn’t blame the soldiers themselves (something along the lines of β€œthey shouldn’t have been in an active war zone, what did they expect?”)

06.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is not good.

06.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 9681 πŸ” 3707 πŸ’¬ 761 πŸ“Œ 467

So in the same day we got negative data points/price action on:
-jobs
-oil
-private credit
-AI capex intentions

06.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 224 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4
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Point/Counterpoint

This War Will Shut Off 20% of the Global Petroleum Supply for A Month and Send the Economy into a Stagflationary Tailspin vs. No It Won’t

Published: March 26, 2003

Point/Counterpoint This War Will Shut Off 20% of the Global Petroleum Supply for A Month and Send the Economy into a Stagflationary Tailspin vs. No It Won’t Published: March 26, 2003

06.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 3675 πŸ” 567 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 20