Sara Hates Hockey

The March Griffwings are back

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, its the fight in the dog?" Oh okay so you'd fight the infinite hound? You'd fight the dog who goes on forever? Didnt fucking think so, idiot

"what the fuck" is an emotion now and its the only one i have

US Men’s Hockey hop on a boat and set sail

This is actually the only paperwork ICE agents have to sign.

I encourage not only oil company CEOs but all billionaires to sail through the Strait. After establishing the orca patrol of course.

Love to spend $10 billion on making everything worse instead $10 billion to properly fund NSF which would make everything better. Masterful gambit sir.

Friday the 13th with killer labeled DM and ace labeled dice rolling noise

D&D on Friday the 13th? What could go wrong?

Gordie Howe Arena wouldn’t have done this I’m just saying

Idk if you didn’t want your team to get killed in March I wouldn’t include Caesar in the arena name but that’s just my personal opinion.

EVERY country should be pulling out of the World Cup and boycotting the LA Olympics. Host their own version somewhere else and don’t let the US participate.

Men who won’t sit next to a friend at the movies without an empty seat in between them convinced that lots of men want to play women’s sports. You know women’s sports, famous for having facilities and financial benefits equal to men hold on the producer is handing me a note-

A lot of blame going around but I think I know what happened

Shame about Copp, but he should have changed his name to Firefighter or Landscaper. Any respectable profession would do. No ice cops 😤

Wings were in good shape until Larkin disrespected women and partied with MAGA

Sports are hell

FINAL #LGRW

yes yes, the same Reverend Reggie Jackson who famously hit a baseball into a transformer on the roof of Tiger Stadium during the 1971 ASG

A small yellow crocus

Banner day at The Meme Factory 2.0. First bulb planted here by me to bloom 🥹

I’m going to be saying sports performances make me want to turn the athletes into cubes as my next extremely niche reference.

My message for my newborn niece via tshirt was “Reject Modernity. Embrace Being A Silly Little Goblin”

My character wasn’t built to have amnesia but I haven’t rolled above a 5 on a history check so yeah 400 years old and doesn’t remember anything that’s ever happened lol

I’m just going to agree with what people I like say about the trade.

I think I just yelled NO. WHAT? NO.

Endgame Ericsson contracts personally hurt me more than Quincey tbf. The only contract news that ever caused a public outburst. In an atrium with a lot of echo.

Even more than Kyle Quincey??

I’m predicting the 2030s to be a decade of disappointment, the 2040s to be the reckoning, the 2050s the rebuild, and in 2063 the Red Wings win the Stanley Cup ending the decades long drought

The Humiliation? The Great Enshittification? The End? The Time of Horrors? The Cataclysm? The Dumbfuck Parade of Crimes?

So what catchy name will be used to describe the 2020s

Which thing lol

Worked didn’t it?