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There’s a third Blippi

Rewatched Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping tonight, and let me tell you, my mood is markedly improved

didn't you hear me I said we don't want any more remakes

Star Trek: The Next Generation where a guy in a skirt is in the back of the hallway

My favorite recurring Star Trek character is background guy in a little skirt

Not only does the AI look horrible, this is, without a doubt, the worst Bill Clinton impression I’ve ever heard

One of these is not like the other

Rewatching all the best episodes of Star Trek.

TOS: Kirk faces the trolley problem.
TNG: Picard lives a life on a dying world.
DS9: What morals would you break to win a war.
VOY: Voyager gets stuck in a gravity planet and watches centuries pass.
ENT: Archer gets 50 First Datesed.

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

Can I be real? I’ve never seen an episode of it, and I don’t feel like I’m missing out.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

I wonder if oil companies that aren’t impacted by the war with Iran will drastically raise prices at the pump anyway to make an obscene profit.

I’m sure they’ll act ethically and won’t do that!

Unexpectedly if you are stupid

What if you just posted on LinkedIn more?

*ducks head to not get punched in the face*

That spelling is what his name is to me without googling it first

I love that everyone is dunking on Timotheee Chalamaet for his ignorant ass opera and ballet comments.

Good job, internet. Drag him to hell.

Dr. Abbot’s yoga routine? I love him

Man oh man I love The Pitt

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We get our first Desmond Llewelyn as Q in 1963’s From Russia With Love. He’s in almost every Bond movie for the next 36 years until he dies in 1999. A delight.

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22. Dr. No (1962) It is fully 1:28 into this 1:50 movie before we meet Dr. No. The 1960s were such a different time for moviemaking. This movie fucks, but like Sting, it takes its time.

Donald Trump is not concerned if Americans are killed on U.S. soil by Iranian attacks. He is also unconcerned if his war in Iran causes gas prices to go up.

Guys, I’m starting to think we shouldn’t have elected him president.

Fetterman justifies — but does not apologize for — chasing down and brandishing shotgun at Black jogger while Braddock mayor • Pennsylvania Capital-Star In his first public interviews after the incident resurfaced, Fetterman was unapologetic for the incident eight years ago.

I mean, Fetterman did pull a gun on an unarmed Black man, so it makes sense he would want another racist running DHS. penncapital-star.com/briefs/fette...

John Fetterman says he’ll vote to confirm Markwayne Mullin.

Together, they’ll threaten to fistfight the entire world!

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We made it to Lore. Kelsey immediately called that he’s evil.

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

Microsoft announces that next XBox will play both XBox games and that fake game where the king keeps fucking up

Some crime writer is currently doing a search and replace for his serial killer named Markwayne Mullin

How easily could a reporter to get Trump to brag about hiring “the best people” today?

Moment of silence for Kristi Noem’s career

[Exit Murderer.]