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@nikolking

Artist, printmaker, oldest bitch at the Health show www.PrimaevalPress.com Inquiries πŸ’Œ Primaevalpress@gmail.com

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A black tshirt being printed with a design of a wolf, rose and dagger.

A black tshirt being printed with a design of a wolf, rose and dagger.

On press tonight, Patreon rewards. If you want first dibs on tee designs, go check it out. Link in bio πŸΊπŸ—‘οΈπŸ©Έ

#printmaking #screenprint #silkscreen #tshirt #wolf #illustration

19.02.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had been planning on getting a serger for my banners, then had a hard time sourcing bandana blanks during the tariff debacle last year so I just started doing it. Now I’m debating getting white fabric and dyeing it myself, I am a sick, sick person 😒

14.02.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Most of them! Not tees of course, but my bandanas, banners, ect are.

13.02.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A pile of banners in progress, featuring a designs of a chalice, dragon, and moons

A pile of banners in progress, featuring a designs of a chalice, dragon, and moons

It’s a working mess 😀

#printmaking #medieval #screenprint #silkscreen

13.02.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

❌ work wife
βœ… work ex-wife

12.02.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
2 bandanas of a moon pattern printed on black bandanas, one in baby pink and one in a rose red color.

2 bandanas of a moon pattern printed on black bandanas, one in baby pink and one in a rose red color.

Printed up some pink/red colorways of my moon bandana for an event I’m doing on Valentine’s Day πŸ’•

11.02.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Idgaf about football, but if there’s one thing I took away from my time on the east coast, it is a deep hatred of the patriots

09.02.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol my shit loud af

08.02.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black diamond shaped canvas patch with GOBLIN printed in bright green ink with leaf-like flourishes above and below the word.

A black diamond shaped canvas patch with GOBLIN printed in bright green ink with leaf-like flourishes above and below the word.

Been too busy to post but lots of stuff in the works! Y’all kept bugging me for a goblin patch so here ya go. Wait for these to go online or dm me ✨

08.02.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An illustration depicting medieval peasants in a mob with a banner that says FUCK ICE SCUM

An illustration depicting medieval peasants in a mob with a banner that says FUCK ICE SCUM

Like everyone else I’ve been watching the horrors unfold as emboldened fascists take to the streets and murder people. However seeing people band together and fight back has been heartening and that inspired this piece I drew up this weekend, depicting a good old fashioned peasants’ revolt.

26.01.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Good to know, thank you!

23.01.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh noooo I just had to make an account to apply at an event 😭 (I hate when places make you apply thru these event sites)

23.01.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I never could understand NSBM dorks. Ooooh look at the scary guys with universal healthcare.

22.01.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A graphic advertising that Primaeval Press is having a wholesale sale on Faire.

A graphic advertising that Primaeval Press is having a wholesale sale on Faire.

I usually use this account to talk shit vs promoting my business but Faire is having this sales event so my wholesale is 20% off this week ✨
Click on Wholesale on my website to go straight there (link in bio)

21.01.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I once had the joy of having an owner of a company message me directly to recommend I apply for an open position only for me to tell him I don’t hate myself enough to work in office an hour away for $20/hr ffs

20.01.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who is not interested in working for a company ever again, I only keep my indeed account to message employers behind job postings recommended to me to tell them to fuck all the way off with bullshit, like requiring contractors to work in office πŸ™„

20.01.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

born to loaf, forced to revolt

12.01.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 275 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A restaurant sign that says β€˜Crispy Pork Gang’

A restaurant sign that says β€˜Crispy Pork Gang’

About to get jumped into the

03.01.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I did this logo last year for this cool dinosaur game Simon was writing for, more to come soon for it!

31.12.2025 22:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Disappointed man with arms akimbo meme

Disappointed man with arms akimbo meme

James Cameron’s #Avatar is released

ATLA Creators: whatever, we didn’t invent the word avatar, it’s a completely different concept.

The Way of Water and Fire and Ash are released

ATLA Creators:

27.12.2025 17:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have eaten an ungodly amount of cheese

26.12.2025 06:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!! πŸ™

21.12.2025 21:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Helping @nikolking.bsky.social vend Primaeval Press at the Krampus Nacht Ball here in Tacoma where I had my first β€œDo I know you from Bluesky” encounter with @thejono.bsky.social who is very cool & I only made it mildly awkward. Anyway come out and buy weird gifts!

www.instagram.com/reel/DSTwLt1...

21.12.2025 04:22 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Imo what’s also going on with AI artists is the napkin scribble takes some security to be like β€˜I don’t know how to do this, but it’s necessary to my vision so it’s fine that I can’t draw’ I think their egos can’t handle being β€˜bad’ at something which is also why they will never be real artists.

18.12.2025 18:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I just made a comment on some food person’s page and it inspired Radner’s to make a reel and offered me a free meal as a thank you for the idea. I’m an influencer now πŸ˜‚

16.12.2025 23:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just got free food from a local burger joint because of some dumb joke comment I made on instagram and I don’t think my ego is ever going to recover from this

16.12.2025 22:18 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure you’ll get around to it, any day now πŸ˜‚

14.12.2025 22:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Facebook marketplace listing for an old, rusted up letterpress

Screenshot of a Facebook marketplace listing for an old, rusted up letterpress

My toxic trait is seeing this and thinking β€˜I can fix him’

#printmaking #letterpress

14.12.2025 21:34 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A spiral garden bed made out of concrete cylinders with a cream and white dachshund trotting around inside it.

A spiral garden bed made out of concrete cylinders with a cream and white dachshund trotting around inside it.

A spiral garden bed made out of concrete cylinders

A spiral garden bed made out of concrete cylinders

A spiral garden bed made out of concrete cylinders in progress

A spiral garden bed made out of concrete cylinders in progress

A pile of concrete cylinders in the back of a truck

A pile of concrete cylinders in the back of a truck

Scored a bunch of these weird, concrete cylinders for free off of fb marketplace and decided to make a spiral garden bed ✨

#gardening #spiral #diy

09.12.2025 21:09 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A Newfoundland dog wearing a bandana saying β€˜goblin’ in green ink

A Newfoundland dog wearing a bandana saying β€˜goblin’ in green ink

People sending me pics of their babies in my bandanas is one of my favorite things πŸ₯Ή

07.12.2025 23:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0