Mirko

C’mon, it’s just Coke, not the nectar of the gods. :)

I’d settle for just better, non-pixelated photo quality!

I kind of appreciate rough costumes with some personality behind them.

That said…this is a piece of work.

I can tell you from first-hand experience that Charlton Heston had the rankest body odor ever smelt.

I swear to god I’m having the kind of day where I’m going to just drop everything and yell that.

Black Lung is also closing its Round Lake location.

Back from a quick overnight trip to The Ancestral Homeland for Reasons, and it’s now confirmed that age has not made Russell a better traveler.

Everything is projection.

Americans: Take over your government! It’s yours to take. This will probably be your last chance for generations.

I zenned the hell out of it.

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

with special guest Maynard as The Face

This is all just so exhausting.

Share a TV show that raised you.

Good morning! Just woke up. Something happen?

Catch me winning gold in curling at the next Winter Olympics 🥌

Smooooooth brain!

Agreed, only with several additional pinches of self-loathing.

Age verification?

🎵Curlers in your hair…shame on you!🎶

marked ✅safe👍🏻 from Bad Bunny halftime show

The costume, alas, has not held up as well.

Aww, wish I could make it up there. Have fun!

Makes me wonder…gee, does that apply to fires and ambulance calls too?

Milk punch has to be an urban dictionary term

Awww, the biggest little spoon.

Five jobs I’ve had:

Paperboy
Boss of Paperboys
Tanker Inside Cleaner-Outer
Airborne Radio Traffic Reporter
Speech Therapist

It’s not sinus-piercingly cold outside. It’s minty fresh.

coupla big low (pressure) testicles