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I always think of that line in the remake of 101 Dalmations, "You three just won the gold, silver, and bronze in the Moron Olympics!" "Which one of us won the gold?" Marky-markwayne, All Hat & No Cattle, is definitely in the running in the Congressional Moron Olympiad.

That is an insult to dirt.

This fools so many people. Our fake springs are the best fake springs.

I think this picture just turns everyone off their food, honestly. I mean...ew.

You know, I never thought a person could be turned gay, but after looking at that, as a woman, I'm no longer certain.

If anyone thinks those scrawny-ass pipestems he hides in denim are lifting the weight on the machine, I've got some swampland to sell them.

and that was before the 24 beers

wait, I'm only 66. JFHC, I've already forgotten how old I am.

I'm an out of shape 67-year-old woman, and I think I could absolutely do this. Gimme a case of NA beer and some crisp chicken tacos, and we're on. (I do 5Ks without too much trouble - I mean, I'm slow af, but no one said I had to break any records.)

I can only sleep on latex foam, the old-fashioned heavy pillows. Memory foam sinks down too much, and feather/down is much too soft.

At home, about 30 miles south of Seattle. From my recliner for most of the game, from the treadmill for part of the 4th quarter, when the nervous energy started to accumulate.

Maybe stairs just confuse them. These aren't the brightest porch lights on the block.

Steve Goodman: A Dying Cubs Fan's Last Request YouTube video by cubbymark

this ought to be scored with Steve Goodman's A Dying Cubs Fan's Last Request.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xBx...

you're gonna have to narrow that down a bit, there are so many drug-addled narcissistic frauds hanging off Emperor Palpatine's butt like klingons

that is priceless

Hey, meth costs money, ya know. At least if the tweakers are collecting $50 to sit in the theatre, they aren't stealing copper wire for that couple of hours.

Women go back and see it multiple times? Which women would those be? Are they in the room with us right now?

Seriously, the only people that go back and see it again are the tweakers who want to collect the $50 for sitting through it.

Mine would have to be Tom Petty, Breakdown. At the time, they weren't playing him on the regular "rock" FM stations, just the "alternative" station, and that song bridged my transition from a rock fan to more of a new wave/punk fan. And yeah, Breakdown doesn't seem like either wave or punk now.

pretty sure it's in Poulsbo

the only downside to this is the three assholes who'd be left

that dude is about as funny as a turd in a punch bowl

please, someone put a bowl of soup in front of him, quick

*splot*

every Republican accusation is a confession, exhibit 1,746

The Bloomington Bears sounds like a children's book.

Did sKid Mark buy those 200 tickets himself? Seriously, who even IS he? Did he even exist before he started prancing around MAGAt hate rallies?

I love their inability to discern differences in spelling. Huked on fonix werked fer them!

right there with you, brother

Oh yuck, I don't eat them that way. Marshmallows are disgusting anyway. But sweet potatoes are great roasted and served with butter and salt.

I love sweet potatoes, but I treat them much like white potatoes. I roast them and serve with butter & salt & pepper. I don't like them served as a sweet, but I love them served as a savory side.

Say wut? People are hating sweet potatoes now? That's crazy talk.